2015-07-10 at 10:14 PM UTC
Toasted with cream cheese and ham, fucking yummy. When I wake up I normally have a bowl of cereal and a bagel, with coffee and orange juice then go for a bike ride. But yeah, if you haven't had bagels before, you need to.
2015-07-11 at 12:17 AM UTC
bagels are fucking delicious. i like cream cheese, tomato, and jalapeno if i want spice. god damn my mouth is watering now
2015-07-11 at 12:19 AM UTC
oh yea and at the place i work at we have a bagel with cream cheese, smoked salmon, tomato, onion and capers. that one is amazing too
2015-07-11 at 3:07 AM UTC
Fucking love me some bagels with lox. It's a shame salmon is so niggerfucking expensive. Not that bad, but just relative to other breakfast shit. I should get a toaster and make myself some bagels and lox on the weekends or something, that sounds quaint AF
2015-07-11 at 2:37 PM UTC
jedis loves lox on their bagels, go watch the OC lol
2015-07-14 at 3:58 AM UTC
I love all of the above, but my go-to is still an onion bagel with a healthy bit of margarine or butter, so that the heat causes it to sink into the bagel.
2015-07-14 at 5:35 PM UTC
Onion, asiago cheese, and gingerbread bagels. Onion bagels with lox and cream cheese are great too.
2015-07-20 at 1:19 AM UTC
onion are the shit, so are everything bagels. i basically like all of them
2015-07-20 at 11:52 PM UTC
My favorite part is when I go to the local quasi-hip coffee shop and order a bagel with cream cheese, and they proceed to tell me, ''That'll be 4 dollars and 10 cents, sir.'' My muscles tense, and I try and do some quick rationalization on the pricing at hand here. "Did she just say 4 dollars and 10 sense for a fucking bagel? 90 more sense and I'd be on my way to a 5 dollar footlong...hmm i guess its just 4 1's and 10 cents, alright." So I proceed to hand her my credit card, and because as I previously stated, said coffee shop is hip so she uses that 'Square' shit to charge my CC on the microsoft tablet she uses. She then hands me the tablet and I am now confronted with the following options: Tip - 15% 20% 25%. No option for 0% This was it, I was trapped into tipping her for toasting me a fucking bagel. 15% adds 60 cents to my total, I thought. fuck fuck back out now? Agh but Id be embarrased to. Fuck it. 5 dollars later I receive my toasted plain bagel. The cream cheese came in a dinky ass single serve package that didnt even cover 1 half of 1 bagel. mother fuck
And thats my story today on bagels. thank you
2015-07-21 at 3:47 AM UTC
Please tell another, tortel.
2015-07-22 at 4:49 AM UTC
Poppy seed bagel, salmon cream cheese, and a fat juicy cock through the hole
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