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The Jeff Hunter Speech.

  1. #1
    a.k.a The Free Speech Speech.

    Most of you here, to night, seems to be hardcore proponents of freespeechs.

    Most of you here, to night, seems to be also the be alls and end alls for all freespeeches.

    While most of you are somewhat right, and while some of you are mostly wrong, about what are and are not freespeeches, it appears to me that ALL OF YOU, INVARIABLY AND WITHOUT EXCEPTION,

    do not know the first thing about freespeech.

    Well, the first thing about freespeech is that it is altruistic. That, that is to say you have got to want it for everyone else first before you think you have a right, or even feel that you are entitled to it.

    You have got to want to walk into that arena of speech and goatse your ass as far and as wide as humanly possible, and beg, on top of your lungs, to all that are in attendence that they pack all their speeches up your ass.

    All of them. Invariably. And without exception.

    Yes, most of theese speeches, with all their shapes and sizes that they come in, will hurt, some more than the others,

    and yes, your asshole will bleed, due to all those abrasive, diamond encrusted words and all those sharp carbide tipped letters and what not, but you will cherish it all like a good little masochistic bitch, because that's what the second thing about freespeech is all about.

    THE SECOND THING ABOUT FREESPEECH IS THAT ITS ABOUT BEING A GOOD, LITTLE, MASOCHISTIC BITCH FOR ALL OTHER PEOPLE'S HURTFUL SPEECHES.

    You will want them to pack all those hurtful and blistering speeches into the deepst of your anus, and then, and only then, after all the packing and shoving of hurtful speeches up your bleeding, larcerated asshole was said and done, will you politely ask,

    now, may I speech ?

    Please ?

    My name, is Jeff Hunter.

    And I'm your System Operator.

    If you're listening to this, then you're a freespeecher.
  2. #2
    shut the fuck up
  3. #3
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 shut the fuck up

    ok, anything else you would like to pack up my ass ?
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 shut the fuck up

    this, fuck jeff hunter and fuck you. and fuck niggers.
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    my speech-hole is calloused and unbreakable
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    Originally posted by snab_snib this, fuck jeff hunter and fuck you. and fuck niggers.

    anythimg else ?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by aldra my speech-hole is calloused and unbreakable

    you havent met enough speeches yet.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you havent met enough speeches yet.

    Or maybe the speech is not big enough.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or maybe the speech is not big enough.

    big is easy to tollerate.

    its the length that really hurts.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny big is easy to tollerate.

    its the length that really hurts.

    I don't know about that. Alphabet soup cans are pretty big.
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    no idea what that is.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no idea what that is.

  13. #13
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    not a household name here.

    non-halal.
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