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  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Anyone ever try this? They have both lignam and yoni packages available. At least €200 per hour, but I'm thinking about paying for it, cos it might be quite an interesting experience.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    It comes with a happy ending?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fox It comes with a happy ending?

    Of course, that's kinda the whole centre of the experience.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    I’ve never gotten one before. I don’t like to put myself in a vulnerable position like that. That’s how people get assassinated
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Why dont you just use that money to take one of your cousins friends out on a date?
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vice admiral slippery slapper youve watched way too much hollywood-j­ewry propaganda. no one is going to ass-ass'nate anyone on a massage table in real life.

    Miyamoto Musashi didn’t even bathe for fear of being caught without his weapon
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    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Why dont you just use that money to take one of your cousins friends out on a date?

    Or better yet take your own cousin on a date
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    o ya thats pesky travels mom

    looks like she pees when she walks
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Anyone ever try this? They have both lignam and yoni packages available. At least €200 per hour, but I'm thinking about paying for it, cos it might be quite an interesting experience.

    um not exactly but here in austin I was invited to an orgasmic meditation sesch by some cunt from a dating app and I asked her lol what have you been doing and she said "HAVING SEX" and I was like cool me too and she got snappy and said "I Have good sex!" and she invited me to her orgasmic mediatation class and evidently wrote a book about it.. and I asked her jokingly "IS THERE A DICK WACKING SESSION AFTER THAT?!!" and she was like yeah this is not going to go work lol..



    seems like some weird cuck shit to me to be honest.. lol
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    sounds relaxing and enjoyable. Yous a lil hedonistic aint ya.

    What do you hope to get from this?
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    It's good on meth. The sense of touch itself can be quite orgasmic
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo sounds relaxing and enjoyable. Yous a lil hedonistic aint ya.

    What do you hope to get from this?

    Who me?

    Up cummies.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo What do you hope to get from this?

    HPV
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fox HPV

    Endemic in humans - the cancerous aspect of it is little understood.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Did you ever do it soiboi?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    No, I was tired, and had that foot operation, and now with Corona virus almost no one is doing anything.

    At least I'm not spending any money. Thinking about buying some time, so I need to start saving.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No, I was tired, and had that foot operation, and now with Corona virus almost no one is doing anything.

    At least I'm not spending any money. Thinking about buying some time, so I need to start saving.

    Yeah i feel ya. I got paid today luckily and need to cut back on the spending as much as i can.

    My ex gf used to work at a resort or still does and i got to go get a free massage by this lady but it wasn't tantric or really that hott to be honest..

    She started rubbing oil all over my head and into my hair..
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Is your foot at least better tho?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Is your foot at least better tho?

    It's actually pretty great. The metal-removal surgery helped a lot, it feels a lot different/better when I walk now.

    They mentioned to me in the surgery that sometimes the screws break off, especially then they try to remove them. I was always afraid of that happening to me.

    Once the cut heals up, I'll be feeling pretty great and can hopefully start doing long walks again.
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