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  1. #1
    Mongolvoid BBQ Yung Blood
    Yall know what to do:

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
    Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

    Betty Botter bought some butter
    But she said the butter’s bitter
    If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
    But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
    So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood
    As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    She sells seashells by the seashore
    How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
    I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop
    Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines
    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
    Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
    I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late
    You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York
    I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen
    If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
    I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you
    I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch
    Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear
    Eddie edited it
    Willie’s really weary
    A big black bear sat on a big black rug
    Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks
    He threw three free throws
    Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely
    So, this is the sushi chef
    Four fine fresh fish for you
    Wayne went to wales to watch walruses
    Six sticky skeletons (x3)
    Which witch is which? (x3)
    Snap crackle pop (x3)
    Flash message (x3)
    Red Buick, blue Buick (x3)
    Red lorry, yellow lorry (x3)
    Thin sticks, thick bricks (x3)
    Stupid superstition (x3)
    Eleven benevolent elephants (x3)
    Two tried and true tridents (x3)
    Rolling red wagons (x3)
    Black back bat (x3)
    She sees cheese (x3)
    Truly rural (x3)
    Good blood, bad blood (x3)
    Pre-shrunk silk shirts (x3)
    Ed had edited it. (x3)
    We surely shall see the sun shine soon
    Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
    Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread
    I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit
    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk
    Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
    Of all the vids I’ve ever viewed, I’ve never viewed a vid as valued as Alex’s engVid vid

    Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Mongolvoid BBQ Yung Blood
    Flash message (x3)
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    All of them (x1)
  4. #4
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    Someone eat a bunch of crackers and do this!
  5. #5
    Mongolvoid BBQ Yung Blood
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy All of them (x1)


    Didnt clarify, most of them are separate lines
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    Damn, this thread died so fast.
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
  8. #8
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    thread resurrection -- BEHOLD!!@
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Necromancy! Also learn Dutch plebs.

    Lientje leerde Lotje lopen langs de Langen Linden Laan maar toen Lotje niet wou lopen liet Lientje Lotje gaan.

    I'll tell you why this is the superior tongue twister.

    1. It's about two lolis
    2. It's a long sentence that makes sense
    3. It rhymes.
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