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No matter how small your dick is, at least you're not this guy

  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    https://www.xvideos.com/video23503456/sucking_a_very_little_dick_-_freshasia.net

    Holy fucking shit.
  2. #2
    If I was a girl I would go for small dick guys
  3. #3
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    lol that'd be funny if his dick was 4 inches wide
  4. #4
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If I was a girl I would go for small dick guys

    But why?
  5. #5
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Don't trust any links on the whole internet. Sorry S.T. but ain't clicking yo shit.
  6. #6
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by STER0S lol that'd be funny if his dick was 4 inches wide

    Hockey puck cock
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://www.xvideos.com/video23503456/sucking_a_very_little_dick_-_freshasia.net

    Holy fucking shit.

    he legitimately needs a little girl.

    that should be his human right.
  8. #8
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny he legitimately needs a little girl.

    that should be his human right.

    maybe pedophilia should be legal for folks like him.

    like a federally recognized medical-clearance to engage in pedophilia or something.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by STER0S maybe pedophilia should be legal for folks like him.

    like a federally recognized medical-clearance to engage in pedophilia or something.

    now what this needs is a catchy name for an act.
  10. #10
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    That's HUUGGE compared to mine. they call me, "The Wonders of Microbiology".

    It's ok though, cause one celled animals are hot!
  11. #11
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Woah is Malice is still alive?
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Woah is Malice is still alive?

    Nah, he's dead. Killed himself.
  13. #13
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Nah, he's dead. Killed himself.

    Curiosity killed the cat fucker
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country But why?

    Because they would be the easiest and appreciate my sluttiness the most. I would fuck small dick virgins and 4chan nerds instead of chads and immigrants.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because they would be the easiest and appreciate my sluttiness the most. I would fuck small dick virgins and 4chan nerds instead of chads and immigrants.

    secks fairy.
  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This one girl posted on the Totse BBS years ago saying that it doesn't matter how big the dick is, as long as they have the head. She said girls don't even have a penis head, so even a nub will get the job done.
  17. #17
    trippymindfuk Tuskegee Airman
    I could feasibly gag all them. Wow i feel well endowed....
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