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Hey Star Trek imagine working in a Polish company

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www-polygon-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2020/2/19/21132128/gamestop-employees-report-extreme-pressure-desperate-bosses

    Except imagine, being deported to Poland and instead of gamestop, rather than hassling customers they paid me or you in this case to basically harass spammers (or one of its two main founding brothers did who had me work in the same room with him the whole trial period and I suspected had people even check on me what I was working on when no one was in the room)

    who would basically tell you to respond to some spam on his lame chat he set up with words like snhsisnsksmsksk and try to sell his crappy (in my opinion) software to them or respond to people asking stupid or irrelevant question as his marketing strategy besides just relying on google ads to try sell it in the uk and us despite other more popular and with same functionality SaaS products existing in those markets.

    I guess that is what Polish or Warsaw digital marketing jobs consist of? Oh yea I almost forgot, imagine if you got texts from this weirdo freak even on weekends or your days off hours to tell you his wonderful news of some new person signing up or a potential customer from outside Poland signed up for their free month lol. I wish they didn’t have those two week notice labor laws in situations like this and hence why I only want to freelance or work remotely from now on if possible here. I should have just walked out the door despite the threat of lawsuit for not giving a notice but they needed up paying me for the month or two weeks extra since i held out and they ha sto give it to me at the end of their trial period.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    So sassy!
  3. #3
    I would ball out with my zloty go get a wrap and use my funds from working to rent a cheap office in the industrial district and then slowly fill it with precursors, glassware and hotplates. I don't know what the sudafed pills look like there but I imagine it shouldn't be very difficult to get 5000 pills. Are they heavily formulated in Poland? a few ounces of 2x recrystalized pseudoephedrine, a drum of h3po3, a few kilos of iodine crystals and some solvent.

    Should only cost around $2000 USD for the whole lot and after that your production costs will only be solvent and pills. Unlimited meth for the rest of your life! sell it on the darknet to pay for production costs

    All you need is the initial capital from working a scrub job for a while, and since your rent is cheap and you have no other expenses this should be easy to set up with no distractions. Totally under the radar if you sell each gram for $100 thats $2800 USD, $800 profit from the first batch but it will probably take a while to get customers, maybe not, the shit does sell itself.
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I was going through so much stress it was almost the same or some nights worse then when in prison dealing with that guy. I should have took the hint when he hired me and instead of giving me time got me to start like the next working day. That was his patience level and add with everything thereafter.

    He didn’t even want to wait for google a day before expecting ads or campaign changes to show up.
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    They also seemed to hire ppl still in it school doing their programming which I found odd.
  6. #6
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sell each gram for $100

    hilarious
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Wake up and tell you who you are.

    Put in that work bitch

  8. #8
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It sounds just like a job
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I worked for a fitout company that hired polish contractors once

    They all wore extremely short shorts, had funny accents and covered every smoke detector in the building with rubber gloves. Was fucking weird to walk down a hall and see fingers apparently coming down from the roof in every room
  10. #10
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    No one sues anyone for not giving two weeks notice.

    Are you shocked that "digital marketing" isn't actually about buying sports cars and banging hookers?
  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what they can do is send you to court for two weeks back pay because you just left no?
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    well it sure isn’t harassing spammers if you’re a legitimate company but actually organically gaining interest not shoving shit products down people’s throats.
  13. #13
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat what they can do is send you to court for two weeks back pay because you just left no?

    Sue a worker for pay? That never happens.

    Just claim sexual harassment anyway.



    Originally posted by Wariat well it sure isn’t harassing spammers if you’re a legitimate company but actually organically gaining interest not shoving shit products down people’s throats.

    Companies like that don't need marketing
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    even mcdonald’s has marketing. like when it expands to new countries or wants to have its logo noticed. but in that case i could be just shoving my gay porn website down people’s throats and putting it on google ads if i had the mentality of these pollacks. i doubt it would work just like no matter what they do their shit won’t sell outside of poland.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the chance of someone buying their invoice crap is the same as someone hiring me from my gay porn website. see look i’ve had over 30 organic visitors this week without spending a dollar on google:

  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Imagine OP working anywhere but a prison laundry room.
  17. #17
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Imagine OP working anywhere but a prison laundry room.

    That's some nanny state bullshit

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