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Your 1960s promised jetpack is finally here

  1. #1
    2.23 for the best part.

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  2. #2
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    At least it's an actual jet, get me a dark void one.
  3. #3
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    dat is awsum
  4. #4
    tr1pl3_thr3@t Tuskegee Airman [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Jigga who???
    😙
  5. #5
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Jigga who???
    😙

    hi asl
  6. #6
    That feel when jet technology is almost 10O years old and hasn't advanced in decades since the Nazis discovered it.

    That feel when you will die before there is a new era of flight because all of scientific research is being squandered on fake social issues like global warming
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  7. #7
    tr1pl3_thr3@t Tuskegee Airman [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Grylls hi asl

    Aged: like a fine wine
    Sex: whenever I can,
    Location: where ever I can
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Aged: like a fine wine
    Sex: whenever I can,
    Location: where ever I can

    old

    virgin

    homeless
  9. #9
    tr1pl3_thr3@t Tuskegee Airman [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Pretty much. But at least I am honest about it
  10. #10
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Pretty much. But at least I am honest about it

    i was referring to myself bb
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  11. #11
    tr1pl3_thr3@t Tuskegee Airman [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Well dagnadot. I thought you nailed me


    Back to the drawing board
  12. #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    show him ur bunghole T
  13. #13
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    YE lets go T
  14. #14
    tr1pl3_thr3@t Tuskegee Airman [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Pokey, I haven't got one
  15. #15
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you kinda do tho
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That feel when jet technology is almost 10O years old and hasn't advanced in decades since the Nazis discovered it.

    That feel when you will die before there is a new era of flight because all of scientific research is being squandered on fake social issues like global warming

    Scientist are fucking liberal jacks
  17. #17
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2.23 for the best part.


    Can't help think of him drowning if that ran out of fuel lol.
  18. #18
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    That's actually pretty neat. I'd love to play around with one, but you might need to add more engines to get me off the ground.
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