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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    🥇 💪🏽 🧘🏽‍♂️🤯
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard
  3. CandyRein Black Hole


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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Text me four hours from now candy thx bae
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    If I go in the jungle without a coat
    I bet I come out in a mink 🎵❤️
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So that person went into the jungle and killed a bunch of animals and learned how to skin them and fashion said skin into a mink coat which is silly to wear in a jungle
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Dang…The Migos just broke up…well.lmfao…they kicked one nigga out the group…wth did Offset do!?😆🤭 Omggg Instagram is a blaze right meow….

    I hope they get back together eventually.. they're all related..might just be a family spat ..smdfgdh!

    Member this y’all ...well looks like Off set was holding the Migos back ..I guess now they’re the deuceos...

    And the new song with just the two is straight FIRE!! 🔥 🚨

    That go hard❤️
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ So that person went into the jungle and killed a bunch of animals and learned how to skin them and fashion said skin into a mink coat which is silly to wear in a jungle

    No..tis a metaphor, one that showcases how someone can go into a situation that could mean certain doom and yet still emerge triumphant...
  9. God is my buddy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? God is my buddy

    God is dead.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God is alive and everyone cares.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ God is alive and everyone cares.

    My MRI scan last Saturday definitively proved that I do not give a fuck.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein No..tis a metaphor, one that showcases how someone can go into a situation that could mean certain doom and yet still emerge triumphant…

    What would be a good metaphor that showcases how someone can go into a situation that could mean certain triumph and yet they emerge doomed?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers My MRI scan last Saturday definitively proved that I do not give a fuck.

    To what extent? Would you suck your own father's dick? Have you?
  15. Originally posted by mmQ To what extent? Would you suck your own father's dick? Have you?

    I didn't get suck scanned, only fuck scanned. I have not fucked my father's dick and his dick has not fucked me.

    HBU?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What happened at your MRI scan? If you're being serious, I admit I would feel bad just glossing over it and making a dad dick sucking comment.
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein If I go in the jungle without a coat
    I bet I come out in a mink 🎵❤️

    I don't think minks live in jungles but I could be wrong
  18. Originally posted by CandyRein *Enters the Garden of Eden*
    💗

    eden is the new ghetto.
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein If I go back into the jungle without a coat
    I bet I come out in a mink 🎵❤️

    i dont think those are minks

  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I don't think minks live in jungles but I could be wrong

    Yeah candy I have to double down on this one again. If it's an analogy for overcoming adversity it's still saying a person is making a mink coat in an area with zero minks, which would be magic, which would be of the devil. Whoever made that lyric is clearly a tentacle of Satan and I don't have a good feeling about any of this at all.
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