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  1. Originally posted by CandyRein My eyebrows are real.. they were arched by Chinese women in a salon

    You wouldn’t know anything about hygiene hiki..because your mom literally cleans your azz like a toddler by your own admission..

    This is not my fault lol

    i just notice you have slant eyes.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Am I the only woman you guys interact with besides your mothers ..because that’s the vibe in here lol
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  3. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Arched lmao

    Yeah .. not real. Fake eyebrows. Hikki was right for once

    ^ jelly because she looks like a chink.
  4. Originally posted by CandyRein Am I the only woman you guys interact with besides your mothers ..because that’s the vibe in here lol

    this statement is discriminatory to those who have all-male parents.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Literally every woman in the world is OK with chinese women fucking with parts of their bodies than men find trivial, be it fingers, toes, eyebrows, eyelashes, etc.

    It's fucking weird. Not just Chinese either, vietnamese and really any asian except phillipinos, because phillipinos are fucking savages. I was at someones house the other day and phillipino guy came up to chill and drink and he told like 50 lies and I called him out and started making up ridiculous lies I thought were funny, then I left and he shook my hand.

    True story. Asians are fucked. Japs are the best by far
  6. Originally posted by Sudo Literally every woman in the world is OK with chinese women fucking with parts of their bodies than men find trivial, be it fingers, toes, eyebrows, eyelashes, etc.

    It's fucking weird. Not just Chinese either, vietnamese and really any asian except phillipinos, because phillipinos are fucking savages. I was at someones house the other day and phillipino guy came up to chill and drink and he told like 50 lies and I called him out and started making up ridiculous lies I thought were funny, then I left and he shook my hand.

    True story. Asians are fucked. Japs are the best by far

    Idk why this reads like a yelp review of asian people

    Women seriously get like their fucking ankle creases done, its insane. Just looks fake as fuck and ugly half the time. Anything unnatural like candy's eyebrows are just gaudy as hell. Its how I'd make my characters look when I was fucking with sliders in the Sims
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    What did hydro do to upkeep her brows when you was getting booty shots by her guy , §m£ÂgØL
  8. Originally posted by CandyRein What did hydro do to upkeep her brows when you was getting booty shots by her guy , §m£ÂgØL

    If hydro did her eyebrows I would have never been with her. That shit is disgusting.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.

    -Getting out of a moving car while pregnant

    -Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.

    -Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace… twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)

    -Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.

    -Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.

    -Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.

    -Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.

    -Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.

    -Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.

    -Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts

    -One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.

    -Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.


    but if she messed with her eyebrows that'd be the final straw
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  10. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra but if she messed with her eyebrows that'd be the final straw

    lol where's that post from?
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that thread that got bumped recently where hydro was asking for H money
  12. Originally posted by rabbitweed lol where's that post from?

    Its from a fake account. I think Luigi wrote it
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If hydro did her eyebrows I would have never been with her. That shit is disgusting.

    You literally just say anything.. so you woulda dumped her for eyebrows arched.. but not hard core drugs and having a man already...


    Continue lol
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein You literally just say anything.. so you woulda dumped her for eyebrows arching but not hard core drugs and having a man already…


    Continue lol

    Oh my god are you fucking slow
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    You are extremely slow .. and clingy as hell..

    Get lost Hector lol

    ...

    Heading home friends .. Ayyye!
  16. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Oh my god are you fucking slow
  17. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Its from a fake account. I think Luigi wrote it

    Nope, not according to Luigi
  18. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Get lost Hector lol

    wtf his name is Jose
  19. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra that thread that got bumped recently where hydro was asking for H money

    link me plz
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek, I know a few of them are true at least
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