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The Daytona 500

  1. #1
    Erekshun Space Nigga
    I hear Trump is going to be the first president ever to be the Grand Marshal at the race. How cool is that? I am hoping for a grand flyover.
  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    As long as one snowflake melts over this it is very cool.
  3. #3
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Fuck yea nascar is badass. That and the fact that Trump will be treated like the rockstar he is around some of his biggest fans that all hate liberal scum together as a team. Many snowflakes will loose it over this
  4. #4
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    the great day tona lives rent free in libtards headS!!!!
  5. #5
    Erekshun Space Nigga
    I would really get a rush out of a serious flyover with all kinds of our finest military jets. Not just a couple.
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    guize the cops were driving like 5mph balow the speed limont and cuaisng a YUGGGE traffic backup because no one had the nads to pass them.

    i said fuck that shit bitch and i dropped that fucher into third gear and put the hammer down baby i rolled past those slowpokes and they had the audacity of hope to pull me over for 3 over the limont.

    long storyh short the cops were just out having a hootananny and they had bought a bunch of ice cream to take home cuz it was the end of there shift. well they got called by there boss and told they had to work late so the ice cream wouldave melted so they just said thank you for your service heres the ice cream you have big gonads

    long storey short, no ticket and 3 gallons of free ice cream lets just say i was a happy camper and thats what happens when you dare to have hope and dream big
  7. #7
    Erekshun Space Nigga
    Originally posted by A College Professor guize the cops were driving like 5mph balow the speed limont and cuaisng a YUGGGE traffic backup because no one had the nads to pass them.

    i said fuck that shit bitch and i dropped that fucher into third gear and put the hammer down baby i rolled past those slowpokes and they had the audacity of hope to pull me over for 3 over the limont.

    long storyh short the cops were just out having a hootananny and they had bought a bunch of ice cream to take home cuz it was the end of there shift. well they got called by there boss and told they had to work late so the ice cream wouldave melted so they just said thank you for your service heres the ice cream you have big gonads

    long storey short, no ticket and 3 gallons of free ice cream lets just say i was a happy camper and thats what happens when you dare to have hope and dream big

    Off topic unless you are in Daytona riding with Trump in the motorcade eating ice cream.
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