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  1. #1
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Just kidding, get a life losers its V day don't you have something better to do?

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    vagina day
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    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    V cards
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Mannnnnn............. some faggoty american holiday or whatever. british or irish or american. bleh

    the country with the least holidays is the best. communist countries on average have more holidays and less work days, because they're retarded faggots
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Mannnnnn…………. some faggoty american holiday or whatever. british or irish or american. bleh

    the country with the least holidays is the best. communist countries on average have more holidays and less work days, because they're retarded faggots

    wow you sound butt hurt, I guess I'm kinda in the middle ground over it, I don't have a gf now, but in the past I've had gf's take me out for dinner and booze and then dress up in baby doll outfits while taking it up the ass like a pro. Sorry but not sorry that you haven't been as lucky and you're jaded.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wow you sound butt hurt, I guess I'm kinda in the middle ground over it, I don't have a gf now, but in the past I've had gf's take me out for dinner and booze and then dress up in baby doll outfits while taking it up the ass like a pro. Sorry but not sorry that you haven't been as lucky and you're jaded.

    You missed the point entirely. It's nothing to do with a particular holiday, some of us just don't like holidays.
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    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Will you be my pornhub premium?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't have a gf now, but in the past I've had gf's take me out for dinner and booze and then dress up in baby doll outfits while taking it up the ass like a pro.


    This is another example of American retardation.

    Valentines day is a day for *SINGLE* people...NOT ones already in a relationship. It's the day you are supposed to ask someone you are interested in but not currently with to "be your valentine"...not point in asking them if you're already pounding that ass is there...

    Doubly retarted and a bit weird is buying your sisters, mother father etc a Valentines day gift.

    When I first got here and Wife #1 bought a bunch of shit for her dad, sister, brother in law etc...spent about $300 I was like "WTF....you want to fuck your dad and brother in law now???"

    IT'S YOUR DAY INCELS, GO ASK SOMEONE YOU FANCY FOR A BIT OF DICK/VAJEEN.

    (my inbox awaits)
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Every day for me is a holiday in a way that, it's better than most people's holidays. That is, my average day is better than most people's best holidays.

    Holidays just interrupt my fun.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is another example of American retardation.

    Valentines day is a day for *SINGLE* people…NOT ones already in a relationship. It's the day you are supposed to ask someone you are interested in but not currently with to "be your valentine"…not point in asking them if you're already pounding that ass is there…

    Doubly retarted and a bit weird is buying your sisters, mother father etc a Valentines day gift.

    When I first got here and Wife #1 bought a bunch of shit for her dad, sister, brother in law etc…spent about $300 I was like "WTF….you want to fuck your dad and brother in law now???"

    IT'S YOUR DAY INCELS, GO ASK SOMEONE YOU FANCY FOR A BIT OF DICK/VAJEEN.

    (my inbox awaits)

    I tried to contact Natalie but she blocked me after i turnee her ass down one night like a fool

    She can take it like a pro and said she will keep doing it if i keep her around
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Every day for me is a holiday in a way that, it's better than most people's holidays. That is, my average day is better than most people's best holidays.

    Holidays just interrupt my fun.

    Yeah i feel ya i make my own personal holidays and their way better than when i do holidays like a normie
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is another example of American retardation.

    Valentines day is a day for *SINGLE* people…NOT ones already in a relationship. It's the day you are supposed to ask someone you are interested in but not currently with to "be your valentine"…not point in asking them if you're already pounding that ass is there…

    Doubly retarted and a bit weird is buying your sisters, mother father etc a Valentines day gift.

    When I first got here and Wife #1 bought a bunch of shit for her dad, sister, brother in law etc…spent about $300 I was like "WTF….you want to fuck your dad and brother in law now???"

    IT'S YOUR DAY INCELS, GO ASK SOMEONE YOU FANCY FOR A BIT OF DICK/VAJEEN.

    (my inbox awaits)

    Though to be honest my mom called me and sent me pictures of my lil bromoto boxing
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is another example of American retardation.

    Valentines day is a day for *SINGLE* people…NOT ones already in a relationship. It's the day you are supposed to ask someone you are interested in but not currently with to "be your valentine"…not point in asking them if you're already pounding that ass is there…

    Doubly retarted and a bit weird is buying your sisters, mother father etc a Valentines day gift.

    When I first got here and Wife #1 bought a bunch of shit for her dad, sister, brother in law etc…spent about $300 I was like "WTF….you want to fuck your dad and brother in law now???"

    IT'S YOUR DAY INCELS, GO ASK SOMEONE YOU FANCY FOR A BIT OF DICK/VAJEEN.

    (my inbox awaits)

    And i really cant have sex today anyways last night i drank too much wine and Chinese food and fell out of my shower. My ribs hitting the edge of the tub and my arms hitting the toilet lid and i broke the toilet lid and my ribs are bruised.. so..
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Will you be my pornhub premium?

    i actually said this and it worked Lengthy Members Ravishing my Anus! Ow!
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