what exactly is a midlife crisis

1. 2020-02-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   well?
2. 2020-02-12 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #2
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   when your preteen daughter is pregnant.
   
   with your child.
3. 2020-02-12 at 4:09 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   🐴🏉🌞🐈🤖🤖
4. 2020-02-12 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Wariat well?

   
   Something you had at age 18.
   
   kys
5. 2020-02-12 at 5:23 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   When you lived half your life and have nothing to show for it
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Dregs, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2020-02-12 at 5:42 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When you lived half your life and have nothing to show for it

   
   Like Gianna Bryrant.
7. 2020-02-12 at 6:20 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   or Corinne Cliford
8. 2020-02-12 at 1 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   .
9. 2020-02-12 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Traditionally it's when you get a red 2 door convertible and a 23yr old sidepiece.
10. 2020-02-12 at 1:11 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Traditionally it's when you get a red 2 door convertible and a 23yr old sidepiece.

    
    And you go off on that pussy puff
11. 2020-02-12 at 1:49 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Traditionally it's when you get a red 2 door convertible and a 23yr old sidepiece.

    
    Such a boomer meme
12. 2020-02-12 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Such a boomer meme

    
    Well duh, boomers invented the midlife Crisis, along with pretty much everything.
13. 2020-02-12 at 1:56 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've seen a lot of guys go though this. It's quite remarkable to witness. They have everything - a house, cars, trucks, boats, property, fat bank accounts, a great job, good kids - and then they suddenly throw it all away all in a week, and next thing you know they're telling you how they are living out of their car and ordering hookers online and doing cocaine and travelling the country alone. You ask them "WHY??", and the only thing they can tell you is they don't know, but they feel it's the right thing to do.
14. 2020-02-12 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    it makes sense. its something deep down they always wanted to do. i feel the same about living the artist or street artist or leonardo dicaprio in titanic lifestyle. one day.
15. 2020-02-12 at 2 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Traditionally it's when you get a red 2 door convertible and a 23yr old sidepiece.

    
    Nowadays, you become a tranny a la Bruce jenner. the sidepiece remains: 23...and also a tranny
16. 2020-02-12 at 2:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Nowadays, you become a tranny a la Bruce jenner. the sidepiece remains: 23…and also a tranny

    
    You'd know grandma...or should I say grandpa
17. 2020-02-12 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #17
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd know grandma…or should I say grandpa

    
    Yeahhh you wanna sit on grandpa's knee? Grandpa has lollipop 4u.
18. 2020-02-12 at 2:07 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yeahhh you wanna sit on grandpa's knee? Grandpa has lollipop 4u.

    
    *tootsie roll
19. 2020-02-12 at 2:12 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Nowadays, you become a tranny a la Bruce jenner. the sidepiece remains: 23…and also a tranny

    
    They become Lanny.
20. 2020-02-12 at 3:58 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It’s what you’re having right now