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I just want to stock shelves

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    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    Looking for jobs is depressing as fuck. I just want to do something easy where I can go to work stoned but everything is so fast paced and serious.

    Everyone is such a square man.

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    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    I'm gonna get a job here, smuggle in peanut oil to coat my hands with in the bathrooms and I will never wash my hands.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I get tired of people who can't lift 75+ pounds telling me to get a job, which is why I happily refuse to contribute.
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    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    Are you on welfare
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Yes
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    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    My nigga
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    Do you guys live in shitty canada or something
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    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    Yeah
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If you cant find a job in Toronto you're doing it wrong. FOBs with no English find work immediately. Your laziness and trannybanging lifestyle are your biggest impediments. You can find a job if you're sufficiently motivated
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    It's not that I can't it's that I just keep quitting the jobs because they are all gay as fuck. I just want to do something easy but job descriptions are always retarded and don't tell you important details of what kind of work you will be doing. It just lists what they are looking for which isn't relevant at all to me because as much as I am an investment to them and they want to find the best candidate I am also investing my time looking for the best possible employer and I don't like they way I have been treated by all of these people.

    I don't like learning about the task I'm gonna be spending the next year doing 5 minutes before I do it. Nobody wants to explain the job to me, it's all just legal paperwork bullshit sign a million documents so they don't get sued.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's not that I can't it's that I just keep quitting the jobs because they are all gay as fuck. I just want to do something easy but job descriptions are always retarded and don't tell you important details of what kind of work you will be doing. It just lists what they are looking for which isn't relevant at all to me because as much as I am an investment to them and they want to find the best candidate I am also investing my time looking for the best possible employer and I don't like they way I have been treated by all of these people.

    I don't like learning about the task I'm gonna be spending the next year doing 5 minutes before I do it. Nobody wants to explain the job to me, it's all just legal paperwork bullshit sign a million documents so they don't get sued.

    interviews go both ways.

    its where people ask their potential employer what they'l' be doing.
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    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Just stock shelves at a grocery store or drive a van for amazon or jeezus "theres no jobs" come on man this economy is amazing

    Water plants at a greenhouse
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    perfect job would be for me to just do the work without thinking for second about what i'm actually doing and just think about everything else non work related. sadly my mind will never work like this and just clocks watches listens to the boss...and stay focused on the work i'm doing. so i just don't work. i hate my mind being plague with such mundanity and responsibility. i'm stressed thinking of it now.

    someone buy me a 40 of whisky...? pay ya back before i die. promise...
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Looking for jobs is depressing as fuck. I just want to do something easy where I can go to work stoned but everything is so fast paced and serious.

    Everyone is such a square man.


    Agreed
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    Octavian victim of incest
    Fuck wants to stack shelves, mouth breathers?

    Stop smoking so much weed and interact with humans, use your intelligence to get a better job. You seem smart enough.
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck wants to stack shelves, mouth breathers?

    Stop smoking so much weed and interact with humans, use your intelligence to get a better job. You seem smart enough.

    Mouth breathers?
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    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck wants to stack shelves, mouth breathers?

    Stop smoking so much weed and interact with humans, use your intelligence to get a better job. You seem smart enough.

    Or just something easy I don't want to work hard I want to work smart
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Or just something easy I don't want to work hard I want to work smart

    You are working smart... By not having a job
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    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck wants to stack shelves, mouth breathers?

    Stop smoking so much weed and interact with humans, use your intelligence to get a better job. You seem smart enough.

    "job as i say, not as i do."
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's not that I can't it's that I just keep quitting the jobs because they are all gay as fuck. I just want to do something easy but job descriptions are always retarded and don't tell you important details of what kind of work you will be doing. It just lists what they are looking for which isn't relevant at all to me because as much as I am an investment to them and they want to find the best candidate I am also investing my time looking for the best possible employer and I don't like they way I have been treated by all of these people.

    I don't like learning about the task I'm gonna be spending the next year doing 5 minutes before I do it. Nobody wants to explain the job to me, it's all just legal paperwork bullshit sign a million documents so they don't get sued.

    I thought you had passions. What the fuck?

    Yiure rude to yourself. You just said you want to stock shelves (which is just fine) and then said you hate working jobs you hate when you know you can get a job stocking. Fuckkkkk.

    FuuuuuuUUUUUUckkkkkk.
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