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I have a monogamy fetish

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I want to marry one woman and spend the rest of my days completely devoted to her.

    But apparantly monogamy is so damn difficult that literally no one can pull it off for an extended period of time.

    Infidelity is so rampant that monogamy is a fetish now.

    Heck, even I have kinda sorta cheated before (I once made out with a random Asian chick at a party while black out drunk when my girlfriend at the time wasn't there).

    Sux dix.
  2. #2
    Octavian victim of incest
    Okay m8
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Should I buy me an Asian wife...?

    A lot of white guys in the western hemisphere end up doing that.

    Usually Philippina chicks...

    Maybe worth it.

    All my white friends' flip wives are especially devoted.
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Anyone know where I can buy a wife online?

    Not some darknet tier shit, but something on the level.
  5. #5
    Octavian victim of incest
    Asians are disgusting and your kids will look all slanty eyed, fuck-that!

    Blacks produce beauties.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Asians are disgusting and your kids will look all slanty eyed, fuck-that!

    Blacks produce beauties.

    You actually reminded me of another thing...

    I have a monogamy AND not-having-kids fetish.

    Black, Asian, blasian, whatever the case, I'd rather just not make some babies.

    Ill pay a higher premium for an infertile internet wife.
  7. #7
    Octavian victim of incest
    Sorry we only do fertile hoes, no dried up cunts.

    GTFO of my shop.
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dropped my hotlink on the floor and it had lint and a pube stuck to it
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