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Bulldogs are immoral

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    I met one today and it was coughing and wheezing nonstop whenever it did exercise

    It sounded horribly ill. Like it had pneumonia or some shit

    Like I know lots of dog breeds have health issues but holy shit.

    They're also SEVERELY retarded. Running into walls, not playing with other dogs, obsessing over certain toys for hours and hours and hours, day in day out.

    Immoral to buy one, I say. Unless its a foster.
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    Yeah those fuckers just don't die
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    Technologist motherfucker
    My dog is 1/2 English bulldog and 1/2 Australian shepherd. She’s a smart girl though. She is the only dog I’ve ever had that snores. I kinda feel like she has some intestinal problems though. Long story behind that, not a bad one, just too much to type.

    It seems to me that pure bred dogs have more health problems than muts.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah those fuckers just don't die

    I also initially misread the title
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    Fox African Astronaut
    How can owning an animal be immoral? God, in His eternal wisdom, saw fit to place the lesser creatures on this Earth for our benefit. To not make use of that benefit would be pure folly and, I would argue, blasphemy
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    Originally posted by Fox How can owning an animal be immoral? God, in His eternal wisdom, saw fit to place the lesser creatures on this Earth for our benefit. To not make use of that benefit would be pure folly and, I would argue, blasphemy

    God didn't make dogs. Humans did. On purpose.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist My dog is 1/2 English bulldog and 1/2 Australian shepherd. She’s a smart girl though. She is the only dog I’ve ever had that snores. I kinda feel like she has some intestinal problems though. Long story behind that, not a bad one, just too much to type.

    It seems to me that pure bred dogs have more health problems than muts.

    The snoring is because bulldogs have genetically ingrained breathing difficulty
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace God didn't make dogs. Humans did. On purpose.

    But God made humans. And He gave us free will. Would you like to attend my bible study tomorrow?
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    Originally posted by Technologist My dog is 1/2 English bulldog and 1/2 Australian shepherd. She’s a smart girl though. She is the only dog I’ve ever had that snores. I kinda feel like she has some intestinal problems though. Long story behind that, not a bad one, just too much to type.

    It seems to me that pure bred dogs have more health problems than muts.

    Australian shepards are pretty smart tho.

    And yeah a lot of pure breds have problems. Either medically or behaviorally. German Shepards can be anxious as hell.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace God didn't make dogs. Humans did. On purpose.

    God made wolfs.
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    Originally posted by Fox But God made humans. And He gave us free will. Would you like to attend my bible study tomorrow?

    Can i bring my lighter? I need it to study
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God made wolfs.

    *wolvfes
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    woofs*
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Can i bring my lighter? I need it to study

    Ok but can you bring a couple cans of gasoline too? We had a storm last night that knocked out our power for a few hours and our generator is almost empty
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox The snoring is because bulldogs have genetically ingrained breathing difficulty

    Seriously? I didn’t know that.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Seriously? I didn’t know that.

    Yes a bulldog recently suffocated in a plane because they are predisposed to have breathing problems. The owner sued the airline of course
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    God: makes a perfect magestic creature that can kill anything in a pack
    Humans:
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    They also have trouble swimming because they can't lift their snout high enough and have too hefty a body mass

    So they just fucking drown trying to play :(
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox Yes a bulldog recently suffocated in a plane because they are predisposed to have breathing problems. The owner sued the airline of course

    I wonder if it has to do with the pushed in snout. My dog didn’t get that trait. She did get the big round rib cage of a bulldog. I used to think she was a little fatty, but that’s just her body habitus.
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    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    look how cute they are though!



    awww
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