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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    are not good buddies gonts its quite the quandary
  2. #2
    Enemies are just friends who haven't realized it yet.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    wow thats something to think about
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    Erection
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Erection

    I remember those.
  6. #6
    Ask your doctor about generic sildenafil
  7. #7
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Ask your doctor about generic sildenafil

    I'm joking of course, my erections are like that of a 14yr old boys...not that I've looked at many of those of course, I just once was 14.
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    Do nitrous
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do nitrous

    I only use nitrous in my red corvette.
  10. #10
    you should try inhaling it
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Years of drug abuse has rendered my cock unable to pass semi flaccid.

    How fix?
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    Originally posted by Octavian Years of drug abuse has rendered my cock unable to pass semi flaccid.

    How fix?

    Focus on other ways to please her, maybe buy a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle and invite her over for a night of jigsaw fun, just don't argue over who gets the corner pieces.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Focus on other ways to please her, maybe buy a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle and invite her over for a night of jigsaw fun, just don't argue over who gets the corner pieces.

    I heard Weinstein was injecting everytime he was about to do a rape. His dick must look like a bald cactus the fat ugly gont.
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    Originally posted by Octavian Years of drug abuse has rendered my cock unable to pass semi flaccid.

    How fix?

    its not the drug abuse, it's the fact that u masturbated so much while flaccid that you got used to it
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Years of drug abuse has rendered my cock unable to pass semi flaccid.

    How fix?

    The legend of larry
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 its not the drug abuse, it's the fact that u masturbated so much while flaccid that you got used to it

    I actually believe this.

    The elastic band method worked somewhat.
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    Originally posted by Octavian I actually believe this.

    The elastic band method worked somewhat.

    Careful, if those things snap and whip the head you can end up with a very painful wheal...so I heard.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Octavian I actually believe this.

    The elastic band method worked somewhat.

    quit masturbating/porn for 2 months
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    gentlemen gentlemen gentlement gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen

    lil sporty has been sending me "nastygrams" about this thread hes very upset about the off-topic discussion, so far ive been able to distract him by telling him to go vote for scott weiner again which worked for now. look im not telling you what to do im just saying lil sporty is hitting the bottle again and maybe we ought to get ahead of him on this one.

    im putting jigaboo in charge of this he seems to be somewhat respected by and has a decent rapport -not that i know what those words mean- with his fellow boomer posters and he really gets off on having a bit of power doesnt he now. so jigaboo is now in charge of stretch and flex everybody lets give him our attention
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    *GenXer
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