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  1. #81
    WellHung Black Hole
    NIS IS SOCIAL MEDIA, FOLKS. WE ARE NO BETTER THAN THE DOUCHEBAGS WE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT.
  2. #82
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Cheyes I don't use any social media anymore. I have a facebook account that I check for between 0-10 minutes a week MAXIMUM. I just don't fucking care about any of that shit anymore and most of it makes me cringe.. the pretending I was gay stuff kind of ruined it for me even though facebook hasn't been a good medium for people of my age basically the whole time I've been on it. The old people ruined it almost immediately. I'm too embarrassed to post anything on there anymore, not that I'd want to.

    Also a lot of it is painful to look at and makes me feel very uncomfortable. The girl I dated gets married. GREAT.
    The only girl I got rejected by is probably gonna marry my best friend from high school soon.. GREAT.
    My other girlfriend had a kid… GREAT.
    Other other girlfriend soooooo glad to move in with BAAEEEEE. GREAT.
    All fucking great, all the time, just really really great. I love looking at all that shit and beating myself up for being retarded, makes me feel awesome about my life.

    I haven't used snapchat since freshman college year pretty much, same with instagram and have never had twitter. I like putting pictures on instagram though, but again, the gay thing kind of ruined it and everybody I use to interact with hates me wants nothing to do with me and I don't want to interact with any them.

    I also choose not to use it because it's a massive time drain, the community is toxic as fuck, zuckerberg is a jedi, and not only do I not want to want to convenience bdwo more than necessary, I don't want people in general to be able to profile and judge me without actually speaking to me against my will.

    You fucking retard. Thank God its not you getting married or having kids. Mark my words, in a few years these simps will get divorce raped in court and lose everything. Then these women will be on the hunt for their next victim while living in these guys house they paid for and receiving alimony
  3. #83
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    Originally posted by WellHung NIS IS SOCIAL MEDIA, FOLKS. WE ARE NO BETTER THAN THE DOUCHEBAGS WE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT.

    Unsociable media surely.
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  4. #84
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here is a pic of my dad, brother and me in the poor house backyard…I'm the pissed off demon looking baby with eyes fixed on the just off camera outside toilet.


    Jig, seriously, that baby just does not even look real on that pic. Are you putting us on? And are you being serious about how poor you and your family were?
  5. #85
    WellHung Black Hole
    The baby's forehead looks like its slanting downward at a 45゚ angle...
  6. #86
    WellHung Black Hole
    You are a real cute baby, though, in that black turtle neck. Adorbs. I assume thats your brother next to you? What's your relationship with him like?
  7. #87
    Originally posted by WellHung Jig, seriously, that baby just does not even look real on that pic. Are you putting us on? And are you being serious about how poor you and your family were?

    That's me and yes we were dirt poor, I know my dad told me he'd "Stereotypically" dropped me on my head as a baby so I don't know if that explains the flat spot on the head...as shown in the later photo that apparently had "filled out" with my massive brain.

    Of course it could just be down the the potato camera of the time and an optical illusion.
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  8. #88
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I only post on a website. I don't use social media. Definitely not a normal Norman. Have a smartphone that's one of a kind, I'm the only one that does the drugs that I do, and play video games and listen to music that only I have heard of. Folks, I'm different than all of you.
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  9. #89
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I only post on a website. I don't use social media. Definitely not a normal Norman. Have a smartphone that's one of a kind, I'm the only one that does the drugs that I do, and play video games and listen to music that only I have heard of. Folks, I'm different than all of you.

    Slayed...nice job👍
  10. #90
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's me and yes we were dirt poor, I know my dad told me he'd "Stereotypically" dropped me on my head as a baby so I don't know if that explains the flat spot on the head…as shown in the later photo that apparently had "filled out" with my massive brain.

    Of course it could just be down the the potato camera of the time and an optical illusion.

    Exactly.👍 Jig you are another example of...necessity is the mother of invention...and some of the world's best entrepreneurs and most successful people, financially, were dirt poor growing up. And their kids, often times, because they are comfortable and/or spoiled, don't have that same drive... that same tenaciousness to succeed. Also ,I remember you saying your dad kicked you out at age 16.. so you had no choice but to fend for yourself...at a very young age. Even though work sucks...you have the feeling of satisfaction... and accomplishment...that you... and only u... Are responsible for your financial success. Well done. 👍
  11. #91
    Originally posted by WellHung Also ,I remember you saying your dad kicked you out at age 16.. so you had no choice but to fend for yourself.

    Yes, best thing he ever did for me (other than dropping me on my head)
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  12. #92
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, best thing he ever did for me (other than dropping me on my head)
    Tell us of some of your experiences after that and what led to him kicking you out at such a young age ?
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  13. #93
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I only post on a website. I don't use social media. Definitely not a normal Norman. Have a smartphone that's one of a kind, I'm the only one that does the drugs that I do, and play video games and listen to music that only I have heard of. Folks, I'm different than all of you.

    lets see your one of a kind smartphone.
  14. #94
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting Please Tell us of some of your experiences after that and what led to him kicking you out at such a young age ?
  15. #95
    Originally posted by cigreting Tell us of some of your experiences after that and what led to him kicking you out at such a young age ?

    At the time I had a job as an accountants assistant in a lawyers office. She'd broke her hand and I was there to fill the spreasheets out because she couldn't...these were real spreadsheets, as in paper ones. It was as 3 month contract till her hand healed, they promised me a full time job if I did good (it was a lie)...so I fucked up many client accounts spreadsheets before I left, financial time bombs...not very professional but yes I was only 16.

    he kicked me out while I was there, I got a flat (apartment) and then obviously had to find full time employment quick to pay for it. Next job was for a private air charter broker, we flew millionaires and rockstars around in private jets, Elton John was one of my accounts, though I mostly dealt with his fiancee at the time "Rennata" whatever her name was, I even got an invite to their wedding (but it was in Australia I think so obviously I didn't go).


    Again everything was on paper back then. I convinced the boss to covert it all into a database because it took hours going through the filing cabinets to put 1 quote together.

    I spent the next 6 months writing the database and then populating it with all the aircraft info (airports around the country, what operators were at each airport, what planes they owned and operated etc etc). It drove me fucking nuts as I was doing it 12-14hrs a day and I quit programming after that forever...(except for personal stuff here and there), it got to the point I'd be going home on the bus and I'd be thinking if I changed the speed variable of it it would get me home quicker.

    Having your own place at 16 with a well paying job obviously made me very popular with the other 16yr olds and many a vagina was explored and many a beer consumed.

    A lifetime ago.
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  16. #96
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson At the time I had a job as an accountants assistant in a lawyers office. She'd broke her hand and I was there to fill the spreasheets out because she couldn't…these were real spreadsheets, as in paper ones. It was as 3 month contract till her hand healed, they promised me a full time job if I did good (it was a lie)…so I fucked up many client accounts spreadsheets before I left, financial time bombs…not very professional but yes I was only 16.

    he kicked me out while I was there, I got a flat (apartment) and then obviously had to find full time employment quick to pay for it. Next job was for a private air charter broker, we flew millionaires and rockstars around in private jets, Elton John was one of my accounts, though I mostly dealt with his fiancee at the time "Rennata" whatever her name was, I even got an invite to their wedding (but it was in Australia I think so obviously I didn't go).


    Again everything was on paper back then. I convinced the boss to covert it all into a database because it took hours going through the filing cabinets to put 1 quote together.

    I spent the next 6 months writing the database and then populating it with all the aircraft info (airports around the country, what operators were at each airport, what planes they owned and operated etc etc). It drove me fucking nuts as I was doing it 12-14hrs a day and I quit programming after that forever…(except for personal stuff here and there), it got to the point I'd be going home on the bus and I'd be thinking if I changed the speed variable of it it would get me home quicker.

    Having your own place at 16 with a well paying job obviously made me very popular with the other 16yr olds and many a vagina was explored and many a beer consumed.

    A lifetime ago.

    did you sleep with your boss for the job ?
  17. #97
    No Benny, but feel free to add your own interpretations and fantasies to it as you wish, just ensure I have a big one in it.
  18. #98
    will do.
  19. #99
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson #metoo
    #blacklivesmatter
    #cancelculture
    #wheredidiputmykeys
    #etc

    All these things are down to social media, where a 4 thinks she's an 8 because 2000 thirsty incels tell her so on instagram, where once to copulate with a member of the opposite sex you had to approach them, now you just swipe right, or is it left, or send them a pm that says "HMU", where talentless hacks have a million followers on tic tok because they show a bit of skin. Where actors and musicans are valued for their political opinions.

    Yes folks, society and civilization as we have previously known it for millennia will soon be over. Hone your survival skills while you can.

    I use social media and I don't care about any of those things
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    The end is nigh

    Got faggots in Star Wars movies. It’s coming to an end folks!

    The warriors will rule again.
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