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  1. #1
    Sex Goblin Yung Blood
    My math teacher is arab and always gives me the hardest questions, could anybody take a crack at this?


    Originally posted by My arab math teacher If I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day every day for 5 years, how long does it take the cookie monster to make 6000000 batches of cookies? 
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    do it for another 45 years
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    4.5 days
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    He would get more "cookies" if he made his "cookie dough" from potassium phosphite
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's a trick question, this never happened.
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  6. #6
    Bueno motherfucker
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Smart historians don't go near this.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Are we counting leap years?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Smart historians don't go near this.

    You won't believe what Mathematicians taught Historians!
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sex Goblin My math teacher is arab and always gives me the hardest questions, could anybody take a crack at this?

    Wait, how many cookies is a batch? Like 12?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I think this question could be cleverly disguised as a Holocaust joke.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    The Cookie Monster burns all his cookies to a crisp. He’s a bad baker.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I didn't know they made cookies 24 hours. That would suck. End of the day, tired, ready for bed, and then they come and tell you it's time to jump in the oven. Terrible timing. So inconvenient!
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    stl1 Space Nigga
    Quote:
    Originally posted by My arab math teacher
    If I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day every day for 5 years, how long does it take the cookie monster to make 6000000 batches of cookies? 



    Answer is "Can't be done in time allotted."


    1 hr. = 15 batches

    15 batches x 24 hours = 360 batches/day

    6,000,000 batches divided by 360/day = 16,666.7 days required

    16,666.7 days converted into years (ignoring leap years) is 16,666.7 days divided by 365 days/year =45.7 years

    5 years of 360/day is 5 years (365 days x 5 = 1825 days)

    1825 days x 360 batches/day = only 657,000 batches in 5 years
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I didn't know they made cookies 24 hours. That would suck. End of the day, tired, ready for bed, and then they come and tell you it's time to jump in the oven. Terrible timing. So inconvenient!

    I hear they used to call them Sonderkommandos.
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    stl1 Space Nigga
    Damn, I didn't even get a "Thank you."
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL I think this question could be cleverly disguised as a Holocaust joke.

    WHAT!?
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHAT!?


    Achtung!
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Achtung!

    judens.
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