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Segway S-Pod is a two wheeled fat guy chair

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    In the future walking and standing will be looked upon as a peasant activity. Roads will be jammed up with fat people in S-Pods, zooming along at 25 miles per hour. There will be no need to ever get up.


    Pic: not the target demographic.
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    the speed will be reduced to less than 15mph because 400lbs of meat and fat but mostly fat moving at 25mpg can be catastrophic.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    This is nuts. I guess this is how the world changes and evolves. Is it really evolved? I feel like it’s devolving, I’m sure others won’t agree with me. People do not need to walk out of their house anymore. Food is delivered to your door. Everything you could possibly want is delivered to your door. Now you don’t even have to walk anymore?

    The further this goes, the fatter, home bound, and unsocialized this world becomes. It’s sad to me.☹️
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    In the future walking and standing will be looked upon as a peasant activity. Roads will be jammed up with fat people in S-Pods, zooming along at 25 miles per hour. There will be no need to ever get up.


    Pic: not the target demographic.

    The future sounds beautiful.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    When the S-Pod gets self driving capabilities the riders won't even need to be awake. They will be zoomed along from one eatery to another by AI as they lie passed out, covered in crumbs, drips and food wrappers, in diabetic comas.
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country When the S-Pod gets self driving capabilities the riders won't even need to be awake. They will be zoomed along from one eatery to another by AI as they lie passed out, covered in crumbs, drips and food wrappers, in diabetic comas.

    another AI to give insulin shots.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    🧑‍🦼👨‍🦼
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    Needs a commode built in.
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    cigreting Tuskegee Airman
    rofl
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist This is nuts. I guess this is how the world changes and evolves. Is it really evolved? I feel like it’s devolving, I’m sure others won’t agree with me. People do not need to walk out of their house anymore. Food is delivered to your door. Everything you could possibly want is delivered to your door. Now you don’t even have to walk anymore?

    The further this goes, the fatter, home bound, and unsocialized this world becomes. It’s sad to me.☹️

    In future it's going to be cool to be an overweight granny flying through wormholes on a hoverround hover scooter listening to gomez
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    In the future walking and standing will be looked upon as a peasant activity. Roads will be jammed up with fat people in S-Pods, zooming along at 25 miles per hour. There will be no need to ever get up.


    Pic: not the target demographic.

    I actually believe this lmao
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    I need one of those so I can wheel into the back warehouse and lord over the underlings like a king on an electronic throne.
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    Wait..why the fuck are they wearing cycling helmets...
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    tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wait..why the fuck are they wearing cycling helmets…

    For protection. Part of the evolution: we're not walking nor standing but our skulls have thinned, like eggshell,
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    In the future our super-morbidly obese descendents will evolve to grow fat on their skulls so as to protect their noble intellects.
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country In the future our super-morbidly obese descendents will evolve to grow fat on their skulls so as to protect their noble intellects.

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    How beautiful
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    tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That gave ya a boner, eh?? 😉
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee That gave ya a boner, eh?? 😉

    Someone's jealous
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    fat mobile.
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