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How would you like to die?

  1. #1
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    90 years old surrounded by family and friends?

    Jenkem overdose?

    In your sleep?

    Let's hear it faggits.
  2. #2
    Erekshun Space Nigga
    First off I am not a faggit. I am a nigga!

    Second, I plan to live forever.
  3. #3
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun First off I am not a faggit. I am a nigga!

    Second, I plan to live forever.

    dementia it is
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Technologist motherfucker
    Quick massive cerebral aneurysm.

    You get the headache of a lifetime for a few moments, then you check out!
  5. #5
    mmQ victim of incest
    Only about 30% of people will die peacefully in their sleep. I like to keep that mind 24 hours a day.

    Ideally I'd like to die from something instant like a head on car crash or someone shooting me in the back of the head when I'm not paying attention.

    If I had to go out rougher I'd probably choose to be broiled alive in an oven or strangled to death by my own intestines.
  6. #6
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ strangled to death by my own intestines.

    That’d be a shitty way to go!

  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    a very large explosion
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  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Drown in a giant vat of chocolate cake mix.
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    surrounded by my friends and family





    and anyone else who strayed too close
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    Ejaculating.
  11. #11
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Ejaculating.

    Dehydration through ejaculation
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  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra surrounded by my friends and family





    and anyone else who strayed too close

    You'd like to go out with a bang, eh?
  13. #13
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Dehydration through ejaculation

    Explain
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