Lanny, your site is cramping my style coding style.

2016-03-31 at 6:06 PM UTC

#1

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support


import urllib2

myurl = "http://niggasin.space"

try:
    response = urllib2.urlopen(myurl)
    response_headers = response.info()

    print response_headers
    
except urllib2.HTTPError, e:
    print ("Error code: %s" % e.code)

Well it's probably just me but this prints 403 forbidden why's that :/

2016-03-31 at 7:14 PM UTC

#2

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Ok Lan you're a huge faggot because this code:


import urllib2

# Derive from Request class and override get_method to allow a HEAD request.
class HeadRequest(urllib2.Request):
    def get_method(self):
        return "HEAD"

myurl = 'http://www.google.com'
request = HeadRequest(myurl)

try:
    response = urllib2.urlopen(request)
    response_headers = response.info()
    
    print response_headers

        
except urllib2.HTTPError, e:
    print ("Error code: %s" % e.code)

Prints this:


Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2016 19:13:00 GMT
Expires: -1
Cache-Control: private, max-age=0
Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1
P3P: CP="This is not a P3P policy! See https://www.google.com/support/accounts/a
nswer/151657?hl=en for more info."
Server: gws
X-XSS-Protection: 1; mode=block
X-Frame-Options: SAMEORIGIN
Set-Cookie: NID=78=ky3O8wfyx8xrhFO-79CCIrL1e2xeQy2cXUlsPSK1BYtXE6hFkXuCB6XmJZlDe
mCK5lPiMYf3zIAGC5QTeIc3pYTnyF_Vizz7xnL6p7BxaMgdjmpz6X59ki21uoOO7OZS; expires=Fri
, 30-Sep-2016 19:13:00 GMT; path=/; domain=.google.nl; HttpOnly
Set-Cookie: CONSENT=CG.251da3; expires=Sun, 01-May-2016 19:13:00 GMT; path=/; do
main=.google.ru
Accept-Ranges: none
Vary: Accept-Encoding
Connection: close

But if i add niggasin.space as URL python cucks me and gives me a 403 forbidden.

2016-03-31 at 7:26 PM UTC

#3

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Nevermind, Python user-agent is VERBOTEN. I'll spoof one instead. Turns out urllib2 is a proper bitch if you want to spoof user agent and only retrieve response headers.

2016-03-31 at 10:16 PM UTC

#4

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

urllib and friends are gay as fuck, just like beautiful soup. All i need is mechanize.


import mechanize

br = mechanize.Browser()
br.set_handle_robots(False)
br.addheaders = [("User-agent","Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.9.2.13) Gecko/20101206 Ubuntu/10.10 (maverick) Firefox/3.6.13")]

target = br.open("http://niggasin.space")

print target.info()

6 lines of code, fuck you urllib 1/2 httplib and all that bullshit.


Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2016 22:12:48 GMT
Content-Type: text/html
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
Connection: close
Set-Cookie: __cfduid=d2e0dba5e8dc813ca8d712d9e573d00b31459462367; expires=F
1-Mar-17 22:12:47 GMT; path=/; domain=.niggasin.space; HttpOnly
X-Powered-By: PHP/5.3.3-7+squeeze19
Set-Cookie: bbsessionhash=e0d89d6eaf061467f9121d3ec84c6062; path=/; httponl
Set-Cookie: bblastvisit=1459462367; path=/; httponly
Set-Cookie: bblastactivity=1459462367; path=/; httponly
X-UA-Compatible: IE=edge,chrome=1
Vary: Accept-Encoding
Server: cloudflare-nginx
CF-RAY: 28c725164a072b34-AMS
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8

2016-03-31 at 10:18 PM UTC

#5

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Yes T&T is my blog, deal with it.

2016-04-01 at 2:31 AM UTC

#6

SBTlauien African Astronaut

The hell are you talkin bout nigga?

2016-04-01 at 4:25 AM UTC

#7

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

The hell are you talkin bout nigga?

I needed to programatically retrieve the response header of niggasin.space, but urllib2's user agent won't do. I get a 403 forbidden when i try to do so. So i used mechanize to spoof a user-agent and got the response header anyway.

2016-04-01 at 6:10 AM UTC

#8

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Well I could'a' told you THAT! Silly goose.

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Lanny, your site is cramping my style coding style.