User Controls

Javascript is required for the Captcha

  1. #1
    Misterigh Yung Blood
    It would be nice if you used some custom code to do the Captcha Lanry.

    I have made my own and would be willing to post the code if your interested in implementing it. It is written in Java and creates images of random numbers in which each digit is of different size, slight rotation, and color.

    Let me know if you are interested Lanry.
  2. #2
    Bueno A Glow-In-The-Dark
  3. #3
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Oranges
  4. #4
    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Yeah, I've wanted to get rid of recaptcha for a while now. I hate loading jedigoogle scripts. The main appeal is the annoying collaborative CV shit that makes intentional spam a pain (as opposed to actually determining user humanity). But I'd be willing to swap it out for sure.

    Don't want to pull in the whole java ecosystem, but if you can do it in python that'd be fine. PIL/Pillow is already a dependency, although if you wanted to use something different I wouldn't mind.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, I've wanted to get rid of recaptcha for a while now. I hate loading jedigoogle scripts. The main appeal is the annoying collaborative CV shit that makes intentional spam a pain (as opposed to actually determining user humanity). But I'd be willing to swap it out for sure.

    Don't want to pull in the whole java ecosystem, but if you can do it in python that'd be fine. PIL/Pillow is already a dependency, although if you wanted to use something different I wouldn't mind.

    how about you just legalize "spam" ?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Misterigh Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, I've wanted to get rid of recaptcha for a while now. I hate loading jedigoogle scripts. The main appeal is the annoying collaborative CV shit that makes intentional spam a pain (as opposed to actually determining user humanity). But I'd be willing to swap it out for sure.

    Don't want to pull in the whole java ecosystem, but if you can do it in python that'd be fine. PIL/Pillow is already a dependency, although if you wanted to use something different I wouldn't mind.

    I appreciate your reply Lanry. The code I have could be used on the serverside only.

    Let me know when you are ready to use it.
  7. #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The thing about Java is it is slow as shit and not at all lightweight. To run a Java VM on a server, even to do something lightweight, is a serious nuisance and risk* and not something sensible webmasters want to go near. Lanny's code here is just about all Python, with some node.js used for utility, and I don't think he wants to bring a giant indian elephant into the room to shit all over that.

    *Yeah yeah, docker and all that.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Misterigh Yung Blood
    I could come up with some Python code maybe.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Misterigh I appreciate your reply Lanry. The code I have could be used on the serverside only.

    Let me know when you are ready to use it.

    yea, a new and unknown poster wants to inseminate his/her codes straight jnto the server to impregnate it with who knows what.

    will lanny be such a code prostitute ?

    stay tuned tommorow.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Misterigh Yung Blood
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, a new and unknown poster wants to inseminate his/her codes straight jnto the server to impregnate it with who knows what.

    will lanny be such a code prostitute ?

    stay tuned tommorow.

    Yeah. I understand. My intentions are only to improve this place and help others.
  11. #11
    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The thing about Java is it is slow as shit and not at all lightweight. To run a Java VM on a server, even to do something lightweight, is a serious nuisance and risk* and not something sensible webmasters want to go near. Lanny's code here is just about all Python, with some node.js used for utility, and I don't think he wants to bring a giant indian elephant into the room to shit all over that.

    *Yeah yeah, docker and all that.

    In theory the JVM is pretty fast if you count out startup time, which you can for something like a website where you have a long running process that spins off some kind of concurrency mechanism for each request. JVM GC and JIT are actually really solid. Like if you look at raw benchmarks netty is one of the fastest webservers around. The issue is that the ecosystem is such dogshit and the economics of it are such that sizable projects end up being horrible and slow.

    Also definitely yes, ISS has enough moving parts as it is. Definitely not planning on bringing in another language and dependency management and build tooling around that.
  12. #12
    AngryIVer Tuskegee Airman [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, a new and unknown poster wants to inseminate his/her codes straight jnto the server to impregnate it with who knows what.

    will lanny be such a code prostitute ?

    stay tuned tommorow.

    Not to mention he's pushing for javascript, a notoriously unsecure programming language.




    When you guys are ready for a website that doesn't rely on shitty, hand written, questionable code made by random people assortments of people with skill varying from bad to okay head over to newtotse.com
  13. #13
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Not to mention he's pushing for javascript, a notoriously unsecure programming language.




    When you guys are ready for a website that doesn't rely on shitty, hand written, questionable code made by random people assortments of people with skill varying from bad to okay head over to newtotse.com

    the problem is not just that your site is horribel.

    its YOU that is horrible. very, very horrible.

    i made my first thread over there and what happened to it ?

    yes.

    YOU SODOMIZED THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
  14. #14
    Misterigh Yung Blood
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Not to mention he's pushing for javascript, a notoriously unsecure programming language.

    I am actually pushing to remove javascript from the client-side and add Java on the sever-side.
  15. #15
    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Originally posted by AngryIVer hand written, questionable code made by random people assortments of people with skill varying from bad to okay head over to newtotse.com


    Originally posted by Rasmus Lerdorf I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say "Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that." I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests.
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Rasmus Lerdorf seems like my kinda coder.
  17. #17
    Bueno A Glow-In-The-Dark
Jump to Top