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  1. #81
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo "I figured it was the army sending a psyops crew to fuck with my head again for not obeying them"

    "Bill Nye was right"

    "stuff about the government actively monitoring everyone who ever asked jeeves "How to build a pipe bomb" back in 2002"

    etc

    I guess you haven't heard of Echelon or the patriot act? Or the NSA? lol you're canadian, I don't expect you to understand. Your government is vanilla, politically correct coddling to the max
  2. #82
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I guess you haven't heard of Echelon or the patriot act? Or the NSA? lol you're canadian, I don't expect you to understand. Your government is vanilla, politically correct coddling to the max

    when did the government send psyops to fuck with your head for not obeying them?
  3. #83
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo when did the government send psyops to fuck with your head for not obeying them?

    You expect me to keep track of all the dates and times? I literally know people that have done this for a living, and one guy whose two best friends TEACH this shit for a living. Why would I make this up? I'm not naming any names because that would just make it worse, but these people are real, not made up. Their students and the private sector aspect are the worst part. Because the weapons and methods are almost impossible to trace, they get away with it.
  4. #84
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    lol
  5. #85
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 lol

    Bitch go play with your GI joes

    None of you retards knows anything about PsyOps as an MOS in the US military so just stop pretending. The only reason I do is because I had no choice in the matter.
  6. #86
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fuck Totse . Most of the information that was posted there was incomplete at best, and purposely misleading or dangerous in some cases. Most of you fuckwits that remember it fondly do so because at the time you were to young and stupid to realize that it was a pile of tossed together shit tossed together by mostly shit tossers who never managed to toss anything meaningful in the real world.
    Except the people who had masters degrees and such... There was actually quite a few people there that contributed to the technical or specialist forums that were formally educated, and quite a few that had no formal education that could school people who did. Any of those people would point out the flaws in the text files (most were crap, but not all) so noobs wouldn't fall for it. Just like the anarchist cookbook being a bunch of crap, and they warned about that too.

    A lot of those people did quite a lot of meaningful things in the real world. That's what I went there for, for the most part. Not the half baked nonsense.
  7. #87
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Bitch go play with your GI joes

    None of you retards knows anything about PsyOps as an MOS in the US military so just stop pretending. The only reason I do is because I had no choice in the matter.

    Tell us more Sci-fi fantasies please
  8. #88
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Tell us more Sci-fi fantasies please

    Tell us more DHer stories about the time you came out of the closet while putting steroids in your butthole
  9. #89
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm a PsyOps agent.
  10. #90
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    larrylegend could be as well, but due to him being a homosexual with a low IQ they wouldn't allow it. You have to be physically strong but also not gay or stupid, so larry got turned down for that job, now he's mad and has to make up stories about being ex special forces.
  11. #91
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    IQ. Pysop. Brain waves. Blah blah fuckin blah.

    Tell us more stories ya lil runt pos.
  12. #92
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Watch out, larry is getting all serious with steam comin out of his ears. He might roid rage and break walnuts with his muscular ass cheeks while wearing a thong and then launch them in random directions at high velocity
  13. #93
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Bitch I might
  14. #94
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Bitch I might

    You don't scare us.
  15. #95
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Sergeant Glenn Wheaton, of Project Jedi, recently told me of the attempts to kill numerous animals. First they tried dogs, but the psychic soldiers couldn't bring themselves to kill them, especially when the creatures were looking at them with their big brown eyes.

    They finally chose goats, reasoning that no one could empathise with a creature as ugly as a goat. 'One of the Special Forces soldiers, Michael Echanis, could stop the heart of a goat just by thinking about it,' says Sergeant Wheaton. 'I watched him do it.

    'Blood began to drip from its nose. Froth then started to bubble from its mouth. The creature fell onto its side, had a fit and died. I can't have taken longer than 30 seconds. It was chilling to watch.

    'We realised soon after that everything comes with a cost. Michael suffered a sympathetic injury to his heart. Maybe it was karma.'


    Some people will never understand this sort of thing, having never been part of it.
  16. #96
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are stupid

    You're a stoopid. Stupid!
  17. #97
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm probably the last of five people who are still around from the pre-WWW Totse BBS. We once littered the plains, like the buffalo.
  18. #98
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm probably the last of five people who are still around from the pre-WWW Totse BBS. We once littered the plains, like the buffalo.

    And now you are the demented, tainted, nostalgic beef that must be put down. Imma grab mah shotgun, hold still now.
  19. #99
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Octavian And now you are the demented, tainted, nostalgic beef that must be put down. Imma grab mah shotgun, hold still now.

    *gallops away*
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm probably the last of five people who are still around from the pre-WWW Totse BBS. We once littered the plains, like the buffalo.

    Litter
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