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Floor Weed 2020

  1. #1
    I'm going to invent a robot that sorts through floor particles and can identify more than 1000 drugs as small as one micron

    mop your floor they said, you're a degenerate drug addict they said.



  2. #2
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Floor weed is always a nice surprise.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    if only i had a robot to find that half milligram of meth hidden in the cracks of my glass table
  4. #4
    carpet surfing everyday

    https://coughgelandthebundys.bandcamp.com/track/bundy-bundy-2020

  5. #5
    HERE I GO HERE I GO HERE I HERE I GO AGAIN



  6. #6
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    smokoen resin

  7. #7
    is that some floor resin
  8. #8
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    What keyboard is that?
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lenovo laptop lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra lenovo laptop lol

    Oh so it is.

    The laptops of the Gods.
  11. #11
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood is that some floor resin

    That's resin of ashes from my ashtray
  12. #12
    Splam Houston
    For those who roll by their computer, dump keyboard upside down, smoke it up.
  13. #13
    Technologist motherfucker
    What’s up with floor weed? Don’t be messy and wasteful when you roll or pack your weed.

    I always had a special tray just for that, then the remainder was put back in the baggie when done.

    No mess, no looking for week on the floor.

    Some of ya’ll seem wasteful with your weed. I figure, I paid for it, I’m using every last drop. I used to save my roaches till the bag was gone, then tear ‘em down, and smoke ‘em up. If I was wasteful, I’d be mad at myself when the bag was gone and I couldn’t find any for a time or didn’t have money for it right away.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Technologist I figure, I paid for it, I’m using every last drop.

    We live in different paradigms.
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    i found some thingz

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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Cly We live in different paradigms.

    We do? Do you not mind wasting your money?

    I work too hard for my money to waste it.
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    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    Ur literally gross.
  18. #18
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur literally gross.

    Awww poor baby, still mad I told you like it is? Ok, go cry then pull up your big girl panties and move on.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Technologist We do? Do you not mind wasting your money?

    I work too hard for my money to waste it.

    I mean, weed comes and weed goes. I don't have to account for every leaf.
  20. #20
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Cly I mean, weed comes and weed goes. I don't have to account for every leaf.

    I do. When I ran out I’d be pissed for being wasteful. Those single leafs add up over time.

    Disclaimer: I grew up with parents who lived through the Great Depression.
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