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Just ordered a BB gun

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    My neighbours dog was fighting with my female pomeranian and hurt her leg. This happened in front of my mom - the dog is totally unafraid of us. Can't really shoot the dog with an actual gun, especially as it's a working dog, so hoping a BB gun will teach it to piss off.

    The gun is an airsoft "green-gas" one. I wonder if the airsoft pellets can be swapped out for steel ones or anything? It takes 6mm ammo.
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    Use a javelin or baseball
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just use a stick
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Steel ones will fuck the barrel on it up
    But if it's gas they'll hurt enough, most give you welts if you're hit.
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Space Nigga
    Just use a flamethrower

    >kids on a totse clone don't know how to make homemade flamethrowers

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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country My neighbours dog was fighting with my female pomeranian and hurt her leg. This happened in front of my mom - the dog is totally unafraid of us. Can't really shoot the dog with an actual gun, especially as it's a working dog, so hoping a BB gun will teach it to piss off.

    The gun is an airsoft "green-gas" one. I wonder if the airsoft pellets can be swapped out for steel ones or anything? It takes 6mm ammo.

    use ice.

    that way when they melts they dont have evidence against you.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Just use a flamethrower

    >kids on a totse clone don't know how to make homemade flamethrowers

    The absolute state of the web circa 2020

    Making a flamethrower is so easy a retard could do it.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Number13 Making a flamethrower is so easy a retard could do it.

    I don't feel like having to explain the burning dogs running around to my neighbour.
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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    ordered?

    you can get an actual .22 caliber bb gun at walmart for less than a hundred bucks that 1 shot to that dog is like using a real .22 rifle.
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    I think you should give the boys a call they specialize in looking after small animals

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't feel like having to explain the burning dogs running around to my neighbour.

    Just say that israel invaded, they don't have problems using white phosphorous.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't feel like having to explain the burning dogs running around to my neighbour.

    Just blame your neighbor then.
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    stl1 African Astronaut
    I have a BB rifle that you pump up to pressurize. Figure out how many pumps it takes to get the dog's "attention" without actually harming it.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Maybe if morbidly obese Paris Hilton and her designer dog got off the neighbors lawn then his dog would leave you alone.
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    you (and I cant stress this enough)


    will shoot your eye out kid
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    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country My neighbours dog was fighting with my female pomeranian and hurt her leg. This happened in front of my mom - the dog is totally unafraid of us. Can't really shoot the dog with an actual gun, especially as it's a working dog, so hoping a BB gun will teach it to piss off.

    The gun is an airsoft "green-gas" one. I wonder if the airsoft pellets can be swapped out for steel ones or anything? It takes 6mm ammo.

    that IS a really bad idea. Unless you're just gonna shoot near it to try to scare it off which may or may not work

    get a cattle prod
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by stl1 I have a BB rifle that you pump up to pressurize. Figure out how many pumps it takes to get the dog's "attention" without actually harming it.

    Good idea

    Originally posted by Cheyes that IS a really bad idea. Unless you're just gonna shoot near it to try to scare it off which may or may not work

    get a cattle prod

    How do you catch a dog with a cattle prod?
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    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Good idea



    How do you catch a dog with a cattle prod?

    So if the dog is totally unafraid of you I assumed it wouldn't run off if you got right up to it.. in that case you just jog over and buzz it. Leaves no sign of contact. I use to buzz the fuck out of cattle assholes (..ok not directly on the sphincter, that would be mean and counterproductive). No marks.

    With the bb gun you're going to leave welts/marks and your neighbor is going to hate you even if it's legal, which I have no idea about. If it's attacking your dog you probably have the right but idk. If you can find some kind of super powerful nerf gun/ toy bow that would be better.
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    Get some vacuum cleaners and line your fence with them. That dog will never fuck with you again.
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    On a side note though, when I lived with hydro her neighbor actually did shoot at her dogs at least once a week when they'd run onto his property. Don't think he was actually trying to hit one, but he did once. The dog took it surprisingly well. Completely legal too. It's interesting how you're worried about even using a bb gun.

    What kind of dog is it anyway? You can probably just scare it off without a gun if you aren't a pussy. It might not relate the gun to the pain and just get angrier anyway. I've scared off coyotes who were circling around me and my 30lb dog. Most canines are scaredy fucks who are not about to fight something multiple times their weight. Some yelling and posturing is all you need. Big stick just in case.

    Also isn't the process of training a working dog more regulated there? How is it not socialized to be around other animals.
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