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  1. #21
    Put all of bling bling post in a Confucius say style book
  2. #22
    Octavian motherfucker
    A junkie success story book. But some characters have to have the shit endings.

    Prom girl ends up sucking Vietnam vet off, living in tents and banging toe jam.

    Also one of the main characters becoming anhedonious and killing themselves. (Malice, may peace be upon him).
  3. #23
    A story about a Mexican who makes the world's largest crack rock and it's a butterfly effect that triggers world war 3 and almost the destruction of the earth
  4. #24
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Got two different pseudonyms. Well, three if you count HHIC.

    book titles arent pseudonyms.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny book titles arent pseudonyms.

    Didn't say they were slowbro
  6. #26
    Originally posted by CASPER Make a §m£ÂgØL x oct erotic choose your own adventure

    Mmmmmm

    Ok i do
  7. #27
    To kiss Oct's nipples, turn to page 47

    To compliment his eyes and tell him how handsome he is, turn to page 69
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #28
    All decisions inevitably take you to page 69
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Water bears.
  10. #30
    Octavian motherfucker
    I might join you on this §m£ÂgØL, since we're both sober and fighting addictions we can put our creative minds into something good. I might start story boarding in my free time then see if I can start throwing something together.

    Hell we can call it, "Totse"

    I could just imagine the critics -

    "Genration Nihilism" - New York times

    "A must read" - Daily Telegraph


    "A tour de force" - Bret Easton Ellis

    We got all the inspiration we need, on this site.

    Funny thing is if anyone tries sueing us from this site they'll probably be dead from a drug overdose long before it reaches a court room.

    Lolololololol
  11. #31
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Didn't say they were slowbro

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Got two different pseudonyms. Well, three if you count HHIC.

  12. #32
    Originally posted by Octavian I might join you on this §m£ÂgØL, since we're both sober and fighting addictions we can put our creative minds into something good. I might start story boarding in my free time then see if I can start throwing something together.

    and you both can stick your meat into each other.

    and call your new book hitchhiked into the spinchter.
  13. #33
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and you both can stick your meat into each other.

    and call your new book hitchhiked into the spinchter.

  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Tardigrades have barrel-shaped bodies with four pairs of stubby legs. Most range from 0.3 to 0.5 mm (0.012 to 0.020 in) in length, although the largest species may reach 1.2 mm (0.047 in). The body consists of a head, three body segments each with a pair of legs, and a caudal segment with a fourth pair of legs. The legs are without joints, while the feet have four to eight claws each. The cuticle contains chitin and protein and is moulted periodically. The first three pairs of legs are directed downward along the sides, and are the primary means of locomotion, while the fourth pair is directed backward on the last segment of the trunk and is used primarily for grasping the substrate.

    The tubular mouth is armed with stylets, which are used to pierce the plant cells, algae, or small invertebrates on which the tardigrades feed, releasing the body fluids or cell contents. The mouth opens into a triradiate, muscular, sucking pharynx. The stylets are lost when the animal molts, and a new pair is secreted from a pair of glands that lie on either side of the mouth. The pharynx connects to a short esophagus, and then to an intestine that occupies much of the length of the body, which is the main site of digestion. The intestine opens, via a short rectum, to an anus located at the terminal end of the body. Some species only defecate when they molt, leaving the feces behind with the shed cuticle. Although some species are parthenogenic, both males and females are usually present, although females are frequently larger and more common. Both sexes have a single gonad located above the intestine. Two ducts run from the testes in males, opening through a single pore in front of the anus. In contrast, females have a single duct opening either just above the anus or directly into the rectum, which thus forms a cloaca.[27]

    Scientists have reported tardigrades in hot springs, on top of the Himalayas[37] (6,000 m; 20,000 ft, above sea level) to the deep sea (−4,000 m; −13,000 ft) and from the polar regions to the equator, under layers of solid ice, and in ocean sediments. Tardigrades are thought to be able to survive even complete global mass extinction events due to astrophysical events, such as gamma-ray bursts, or large meteorite impacts.[10][11] Some of them can withstand extremely cold temperatures down to 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero), while others can withstand extremely hot temperatures up to 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C)[38] for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space.[39] Tardigrades that live in harsh conditions undergo an annual process of cyclomorphosis, allowing for survival in sub-zero temperatures.[40]

    Tardigrades are one of the few groups of species that are capable of suspending their metabolism (see cryptobiosis). While in this state, their metabolism lowers to less than 0.01% of normal and their water content can drop to 1% of normal,[39] and they can go without food or water for more than 30 years, only to later rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.[3][43][44][45][46] Many species of tardigrade can survive in a dehydrated state up to five years, or in exceptional cases longer.[47][48] Depending on the environment, they may enter this state via anhydrobiosis, cryobiosis, osmobiosis, or anoxybiosis. Their ability to remain desiccated for such long periods was thought to be largely dependent on the high levels of the nonreducing sugar trehalose, which protects their membranes, although recent research suggests that tardigrades have a unique type of disordered protein that serves a similar purpose: It replaces water in the cells and adopts a glassy, vitrified state when the animals dry out.[49] Their DNA is further protected from radiation by a protein called "dsup" (short for damage suppressor).[50][51] In this cryptobiotic state, the tardigrade is known as a tun.

    Tardigrades are able to survive in extreme environments that would kill almost any other animal. Extremes at which tardigrades can survive include those of:

    Temperature

    – tardigrades can survive:
    A few minutes at 151 °C (304 °F)[53]
    30 years at −20 °C (−4 °F)[54]
    A few days at −200 °C (−328 °F; 73 K)[53]
    A few minutes at −272 °C (−458 °F; 1 K)[55]
    Pressure – they can withstand the extremely low pressure of a vacuum and also very high pressures, more than 1,200 times atmospheric pressure. Some species can also withstand pressure of 6,000 atmospheres, which is nearly six times the pressure of water in the deepest ocean trench, the Mariana Trench.[25]
    Dehydration – the longest that living tardigrades have been shown to survive in a dry state is nearly 10 years,[44][45] although there is one report of leg movement, not generally considered "survival",[56] in a 120-year-old specimen from dried moss.[57] When exposed to extremely low temperatures, their body composition goes from 85% water to only 3%. Because water expands upon freezing, dehydration ensures the tardigrades’ tissues are not ruptured by the expansion of freezing ice.[58]

    Radiation

    – tardigrades can withstand 1,000 times more radiation than other animals,[59] median lethal doses of 5,000 Gy (of gamma rays) and 6,200 Gy (of heavy ions) in hydrated animals (5 to 10 Gy could be fatal to a human).[60] The only explanation found in earlier experiments for this ability was that their lowered water state provides fewer reactants for ionizing radiation.[60] However, subsequent research found that tardigrades, when hydrated, still remain highly resistant to shortwave UV radiation in comparison to other animals, and that one factor for this is their ability to efficiently repair damage to their DNA resulting from that exposure.[61]

    Tardigrades are the first known animal to survive after exposure to outer space.[63] In September 2007, dehydrated tardigrades were taken into low Earth orbit on the FOTON-M3 mission carrying the BIOPAN astrobiology payload. For 10 days, groups of tardigrades, some of them previously dehydrated, some of them not, were exposed to the hard vacuum of outer space, or vacuum and solar UV radiation.[64][3][65][66] Back on Earth, over 68% of the subjects protected from solar UV radiation were reanimated within 30 minutes following rehydration, although subsequent mortality was high; many of these produced viable embryos.[64][63] In contrast, hydrated samples exposed to the combined effect of vacuum and full solar UV radiation had significantly reduced survival, with only three subjects of Milnesium tardigradum surviving.[64] In May 2011, Italian scientists sent tardigrades on board the International Space Station along with extremophiles on STS-134, the final flight of Space Shuttle Endeavour.[67][68][69] Their conclusion was that microgravity and cosmic radiation "did not significantly affect survival of tardigrades in flight, and stated that tardigrades represent a useful animal for space research."[70][71] In November 2011, they were among the organisms to be sent by the U.S.-based Planetary Society on the Russian Fobos-Grunt mission's Living Interplanetary Flight Experiment to Phobos; however, the launch failed. In August 2019, scientists reported that a capsule containing tardigrades in a cryptobiotic state may have survived for a while on the Moon after the April 2019 crash landing of Beresheet, a failed Israeli lunar lander.
  15. #35
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Tardigrades have barrel-shaped bodies with four pairs of stubby legs. Most range from 0.3 to 0.5 mm (0.012 to 0.020 in) in length, although the largest species may reach 1.2 mm (0.047 in). The body consists of a head, three body segments each with a pair of legs, and a caudal segment with a fourth pair of legs. The legs are without joints, while the feet have four to eight claws each. The cuticle contains chitin and protein and is moulted periodically. The first three pairs of legs are directed downward along the sides, and are the primary means of locomotion, while the fourth pair is directed backward on the last segment of the trunk and is used primarily for grasping the substrate.

    The tubular mouth is armed with stylets, which are used to pierce the plant cells, algae, or small invertebrates on which the tardigrades feed, releasing the body fluids or cell contents. The mouth opens into a triradiate, muscular, sucking pharynx. The stylets are lost when the animal molts, and a new pair is secreted from a pair of glands that lie on either side of the mouth. The pharynx connects to a short esophagus, and then to an intestine that occupies much of the length of the body, which is the main site of digestion. The intestine opens, via a short rectum, to an anus located at the terminal end of the body. Some species only defecate when they molt, leaving the feces behind with the shed cuticle. Although some species are parthenogenic, both males and females are usually present, although females are frequently larger and more common. Both sexes have a single gonad located above the intestine. Two ducts run from the testes in males, opening through a single pore in front of the anus. In contrast, females have a single duct opening either just above the anus or directly into the rectum, which thus forms a cloaca.[27]

    Scientists have reported tardigrades in hot springs, on top of the Himalayas[37] (6,000 m; 20,000 ft, above sea level) to the deep sea (−4,000 m; −13,000 ft) and from the polar regions to the equator, under layers of solid ice, and in ocean sediments. Tardigrades are thought to be able to survive even complete global mass extinction events due to astrophysical events, such as gamma-ray bursts, or large meteorite impacts.[10][11] Some of them can withstand extremely cold temperatures down to 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero), while others can withstand extremely hot temperatures up to 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C)[38] for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space.[39] Tardigrades that live in harsh conditions undergo an annual process of cyclomorphosis, allowing for survival in sub-zero temperatures.[40]

    Tardigrades are one of the few groups of species that are capable of suspending their metabolism (see cryptobiosis). While in this state, their metabolism lowers to less than 0.01% of normal and their water content can drop to 1% of normal,[39] and they can go without food or water for more than 30 years, only to later rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.[3][43][44][45][46] Many species of tardigrade can survive in a dehydrated state up to five years, or in exceptional cases longer.[47][48] Depending on the environment, they may enter this state via anhydrobiosis, cryobiosis, osmobiosis, or anoxybiosis. Their ability to remain desiccated for such long periods was thought to be largely dependent on the high levels of the nonreducing sugar trehalose, which protects their membranes, although recent research suggests that tardigrades have a unique type of disordered protein that serves a similar purpose: It replaces water in the cells and adopts a glassy, vitrified state when the animals dry out.[49] Their DNA is further protected from radiation by a protein called "dsup" (short for damage suppressor).[50][51] In this cryptobiotic state, the tardigrade is known as a tun.

    Tardigrades are able to survive in extreme environments that would kill almost any other animal. Extremes at which tardigrades can survive include those of:

    Temperature

    – tardigrades can survive:
    A few minutes at 151 °C (304 °F)[53]
    30 years at −20 °C (−4 °F)[54]
    A few days at −200 °C (−328 °F; 73 K)[53]
    A few minutes at −272 °C (−458 °F; 1 K)[55]
    Pressure – they can withstand the extremely low pressure of a vacuum and also very high pressures, more than 1,200 times atmospheric pressure. Some species can also withstand pressure of 6,000 atmospheres, which is nearly six times the pressure of water in the deepest ocean trench, the Mariana Trench.[25]
    Dehydration – the longest that living tardigrades have been shown to survive in a dry state is nearly 10 years,[44][45] although there is one report of leg movement, not generally considered "survival",[56] in a 120-year-old specimen from dried moss.[57] When exposed to extremely low temperatures, their body composition goes from 85% water to only 3%. Because water expands upon freezing, dehydration ensures the tardigrades’ tissues are not ruptured by the expansion of freezing ice.[58]

    Radiation

    – tardigrades can withstand 1,000 times more radiation than other animals,[59] median lethal doses of 5,000 Gy (of gamma rays) and 6,200 Gy (of heavy ions) in hydrated animals (5 to 10 Gy could be fatal to a human).[60] The only explanation found in earlier experiments for this ability was that their lowered water state provides fewer reactants for ionizing radiation.[60] However, subsequent research found that tardigrades, when hydrated, still remain highly resistant to shortwave UV radiation in comparison to other animals, and that one factor for this is their ability to efficiently repair damage to their DNA resulting from that exposure.[61]

    Tardigrades are the first known animal to survive after exposure to outer space.[63] In September 2007, dehydrated tardigrades were taken into low Earth orbit on the FOTON-M3 mission carrying the BIOPAN astrobiology payload. For 10 days, groups of tardigrades, some of them previously dehydrated, some of them not, were exposed to the hard vacuum of outer space, or vacuum and solar UV radiation.[64][3][65][66] Back on Earth, over 68% of the subjects protected from solar UV radiation were reanimated within 30 minutes following rehydration, although subsequent mortality was high; many of these produced viable embryos.[64][63] In contrast, hydrated samples exposed to the combined effect of vacuum and full solar UV radiation had significantly reduced survival, with only three subjects of Milnesium tardigradum surviving.[64] In May 2011, Italian scientists sent tardigrades on board the International Space Station along with extremophiles on STS-134, the final flight of Space Shuttle Endeavour.[67][68][69] Their conclusion was that microgravity and cosmic radiation "did not significantly affect survival of tardigrades in flight, and stated that tardigrades represent a useful animal for space research."[70][71] In November 2011, they were among the organisms to be sent by the U.S.-based Planetary Society on the Russian Fobos-Grunt mission's Living Interplanetary Flight Experiment to Phobos; however, the launch failed. In August 2019, scientists reported that a capsule containing tardigrades in a cryptobiotic state may have survived for a while on the Moon after the April 2019 crash landing of Beresheet, a failed Israeli lunar lander.

    Did not fucking read, are you taking the piss spectral?
  16. #36
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Kr oz gets another job
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