eating is such a fucking hassle

1. 2019-12-19 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #1
   fucking_weirdo Houston
   i am seriously expected to do this shit 4-5 times a day and go through all the effort of either making or buying something and sitting there being bored while i chew it bite by bite.and i dont want to just eat shitty health food because it will slow me down a little afterwards because now on top of all the other shit i was going to do that day, i have to digest something too. and guess what? i have to do the same exact shit 4 hours from now and every 4 hours after that, or else people will think it's their duty to tell me i look skinny and then act disgusted. i know they're al just jealous though, all my friends who are into fitness and working out always have to limit their carb consumption but i need to eat a ton of them so i never crave bread and can't have it
2. 2019-12-19 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   Perhaps if you fucked a nigger, you would feel better?
3. 2019-12-19 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #3
   

   bigthink victim of incest
   yeah word. eating fucking sucks
   
   I wish we had a metabolism more similar to COCKodiles too.
   
   how primo would that be?
   
   just get on that government issued monthly gazelle subscription and forget about it.
4. 2019-12-19 at 10:28 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Try breatharianism like those millenial hipsters and fucking starve to death.
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5. 2019-12-19 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Then stop doing it..simple enough.
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6. 2019-12-19 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Even when I have lots of money and smoke a bunch of weed and get the munchies and really want to eat a food I still don't eat, I sit there with my stomach almost in pain from being so hungry but I have trained myself to not let it affect me mentally.
   
   It's bad though because sometimes I play video games all night and don't eat until midnight
7. 2019-12-19 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Even when I have lots of money and smoke a bunch of weed and get the munchies and really want to eat a food I still don't eat, I sit there with my stomach almost in pain from being so hungry but I have trained myself to not let it affect me mentally.
   
   It's bad though because sometimes I play video games all night and don't eat until midnight

   
   And that's why you're a virgin loser
8. 2019-12-19 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #8
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian And that's why you're a virgin loser

   
   🤣
9. 2019-12-19 at 4 PM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   OP only likes it when its tossed salads
10. 2019-12-19 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #10
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Octavian And that's why you're a virgin loser

    
    i fuck niggers like your mom
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