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eating is such a fucking hassle

  1. #1
    i am seriously expected to do this shit 4-5 times a day and go through all the effort of either making or buying something and sitting there being bored while i chew it bite by bite.and i dont want to just eat shitty health food because it will slow me down a little afterwards because now on top of all the other shit i was going to do that day, i have to digest something too. and guess what? i have to do the same exact shit 4 hours from now and every 4 hours after that, or else people will think it's their duty to tell me i look skinny and then act disgusted. i know they're al just jealous though, all my friends who are into fitness and working out always have to limit their carb consumption but i need to eat a ton of them so i never crave bread and can't have it
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Perhaps if you fucked a nigger, you would feel better?
  3. #3
    bigthink victim of incest
    yeah word. eating fucking sucks

    I wish we had a metabolism more similar to COCKodiles too.

    how primo would that be?

    just get on that government issued monthly gazelle subscription and forget about it.
  4. #4
    Octavian motherfucker
    Try breatharianism like those millenial hipsters and fucking starve to death.
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  5. #5
    Then stop doing it..simple enough.
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  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Even when I have lots of money and smoke a bunch of weed and get the munchies and really want to eat a food I still don't eat, I sit there with my stomach almost in pain from being so hungry but I have trained myself to not let it affect me mentally.

    It's bad though because sometimes I play video games all night and don't eat until midnight
  7. #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Even when I have lots of money and smoke a bunch of weed and get the munchies and really want to eat a food I still don't eat, I sit there with my stomach almost in pain from being so hungry but I have trained myself to not let it affect me mentally.

    It's bad though because sometimes I play video games all night and don't eat until midnight

    And that's why you're a virgin loser
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian And that's why you're a virgin loser

    🤣
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    OP only likes it when its tossed salads
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Octavian And that's why you're a virgin loser

    i fuck niggers like your mom
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