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    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    As many of you know I have a bidet.
    I have nothing against it other than I a(like most of us) don't like change.
    It works great and feels good too butt I kept grabbing a roll anyways.
    Today while shopping for toilet paper I saw this 4 pack that says 4 rolls=4 weeks and that is how this all started.

    For the next week Michelle and I will each have our own roll of toilet paper that we must use sparingly.
    Hopefully this is push us to use the bidet more often.
    Toilet paper is expensive but you can get a bidet just like mine for $25 and they are very easy to install.
    The water comes from the tank but it does not feel cold on your bum.
    I have never even had a hot or cold water shot directly at my asshole so I wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyways.
    What it feels like is pressure and a little water (room temperature since it has been sitting in the tank).

    ^it comes out a lot harder than that too but I didn't want to make a mess.

    You know what...
    Fuck it.


    TAKE THAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT!

    Now go buy yourself a bidet and save your ass a lot of money.
    https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=bidet&qid=1576439454&sr=8-6
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