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I'm worried about Aldra...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, he is enduring an Australian heatwave, one of the hottest on record. Please pray for his safety.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It's snowing here.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's snowing here.

    Isnt that unusual?
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung shouldnt you bring your niggers inside?
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  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Aldra has started participating in nerd party orgies. That's why he hasn't been around lately.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Aldra has started participating in nigger party orgies. That's why he hasn't been around lately.
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  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They try and create mathematically perfect shapes when copulating.
  8. #8
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh yes. He's ditched us, again. Bad aldra
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Aldra is half gook. That's why he is intelligent.
  10. #10
    christmas during the summer god damn heathens
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood christmas during the summer god damn heathens

    You seem very Christmasy at the moment.
  12. #12
    I haven't put up a tree in years
  13. #13
    No wood in years huh...I can relate.
  14. #14
    they are made from plastic nowadays
  15. #15
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they are made from plastic nowadays

    Yep, some light up and play tunes too...
  16. #16
    I'm gonna invent a bluetooth christmas tree you can turn on from your phone and make millions
  17. #17
    Too late, you can do it with your voice already.

    "Alexa, turn on the tree".
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Too late, you can do it with your voice already.

    "Alexa, turn on the tree".

    i wish i know how to hack so that i can change your alexa into negro l.jackson's voice.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wish i know how to hack so that i can change your alexa into negro l.jackson's voice.

    I asked her this weekend "Alexa can you change your voice" She said "no I can't change my voice"
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I asked her this weekend "Alexa can you change your voice" She said "no I can't change my voice"



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I asked her this weekend "Alexa can you change your voice" She said "no I can't change my voice"

    shes lying to you.

    ask her if she has a penis.
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