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  1. #1
    bigthink victim of incest
    should be illegal. i dont want some insurance suit walkin through buisness while im trying to sleep.

    now i gotta hide all my shit
  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    u didn’t poop on the floor again did u?
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls u didn’t poop on the floor again did u?

    No, but I did!!!!💩

    Big, please don’t let them find out about out fetish! Shhhhhhhhh!🤫
  4. #4
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I thought entries into your home had to be notified and agreed upon in advance?
  5. #5
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I thought entries into your home had to be notified and agreed upon in advance?

    Well, he's hiding his shit so that would seem to imply he's been notified and agreed to a date/time.
  6. #6
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by HTS Well, he's hiding his shit so that would seem to imply he's been notified and agreed to a date/time.

    yes :( 24hrs notice
  7. #7
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Technologist No, but I did!!!!💩

    Big, please don’t let them find out about out fetish! Shhhhhhhhh!🤫

    what the hell lady chill the fuck out
  8. #8
    bigthink victim of incest
    tryin to figure out what to do with 14 piss jugs.

    i could try hiding them or I could just line them up neatly. properly disposing of that many on such short notice is not realistic
  9. #9
    a trashed apartment is the sign of a healthy mind
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by bigthink tryin to figure out what to do with 14 piss jugs.

    i could try hiding them or I could just line them up neatly. properly disposing of that many on such short notice is not realistic

    Why do people keep bottled piss?
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Octavian Why do people keep bottled piss?

    For drinking. Why else?
  12. #12
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you can brew it like cumboocha just say its tea and offer some if they ask
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace For drinking. Why else?

    Exactly, because bottled shit is for a buzzz!
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    put blood everywhere and tell them its ok you just slaughtered a goat
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Sudo put blood everywhere and tell them its ok you just slaughtered a goat

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    victimhood announced
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Sudo victimhood announced

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
  18. #18
    Yeah, my landlady comes through my house at times, it's not usually 24hours notice though, it's more usually like "I'm already here doing whatever" and it's annoying, but even if she played peekaboo and were to hurt her eyes she couldn't do anything about it because that's super illegal.
  19. #19
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    I'm confused. Why not poor the piss down the toilet or drain and run water over it?

    wash the bottles out with water and maybe some shampoo

    and place them next to the front door like you're collecting plastic waste for the bin.

    open the window.. let the place air out. Touch up

    don't leave your heroin spoon and stash around on the coffee table. put it away.
  20. #20
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World I'm confused. Why not poor the piss down the toilet or drain and run water over it?

    wash the bottles out with water and maybe some shampoo

    and place them next to the front door like you're collecting plastic waste for the bin.

    open the window.. let the place air out. Touch up

    don't leave your heroin spoon and stash around on the coffee table. put it away.

    was just bein retarded. i rinsed them out
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