All I want for christmas is..

1. 2019-12-13 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #1
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   date hookup to come back because this site is whack.
2. 2019-12-13 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #2
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   a piece of frala’s hair to perfect my love potion for her.
3. 2019-12-13 at 3:46 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
4. 2019-12-13 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I truly hate that song. bleh
5. 2019-12-13 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #5
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   A hug and and a kiss.
   
6. 2019-12-13 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don’t want a lot for Christmas but all I want for Christmas is you is maybe one of the best low key disses
   
   
7. 2019-12-13 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Okay, so she did iight on that song.
   
   but let’s take a stroll down memory lane shall we..
   
   
8. 2019-12-13 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She didn’t even give a fuck. She’s gettin a new coat.
9. 2019-12-13 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #9
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Lmaooo
10. 2019-12-13 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #10
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    So frala, how you’ve been? Heard you moved on and got a husband. Congrats for getting married.
11. 2019-12-13 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol we aren’t married but I’m good Darnell.
    
    Tell us about YOU.
12. 2019-12-13 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #12
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Lol yet, i’m sure of it. As for me, well, where do i start? I’ve just been maintaining as a human being, staying positive with everything and making sure my credit stays good. No girlfriend as of yet, who cares? My GPA went up by 24 points (3.62) and uhm yeah. Lol. After I graduate next year, i’m moving to Florida. So far, I can say that i’ve been handling my life pretty well, and can’t wait for a fresh new start.
13. 2019-12-13 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Keep making those strides pleya
14. 2019-12-13 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #14
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thanks for your cordial feedback, as always, it’s appreciated. So, what are you wearing?
15. 2019-12-14 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #15
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    A gf who likes to listen to some good ol country music
    
    
16. 2019-12-14 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mariah Carey fucking sucks
17. 2019-12-14 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #17
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Darrell to get laid.
18. 2019-12-14 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #18
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    lol For paige to help me get laid because I know she has some pretty successful friends who’s single and willing to mingle
19. 2019-12-16 at 6:36 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
    Felt all of that, in a gruesome, relatable way
    
20. 2019-12-16 at 6:40 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what are you majoring in?