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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Why dont you just do a coding bootcamp for three months like Anna Spysz or this chick and get a real job as a comouter programmer instead of just an office guy ehhmm pencil pusher?

  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    You can change your whole life around n just a fee months bro.
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I wonder if they have a gay porn bootcamp like this guaranteeing you a job n three months and teaching you the ins wnd outs of illustrator wnd photoshop in such a short timespan online? You would think coding would be even harder to learn no star trek?
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Coding is pretty easy actually
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    And pays for some reason a shitload of money comapred to 99 percent other jobs.
  6. #6
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I'm working in Automated Testing now. That is coding.
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    But its automated. If you actually lewrned to code you could do QA testing snd ewrn the big bucks.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It's automated as we write the tests and run them every night checking for errors in new versions of our codebase, which is constantly being updated according to a predefined release schedule.
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  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    but its not qa testing is it? just stadard debugging tools?
  10. #10
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I don't really understand the question. I'm still getting up to speed, but it's basically automated tests, so you define the problem, define the solution you expect, mock the db and network, and run the software provided to you in a specialised environment. It's not debugging, although debugging is part of the process, it's making sure that the code is fit for purpose and finding any issues with it, even issues that might be unexpected or obscure. We generally have equal numbers of developers and testers on a project.
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