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  1. #1
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    For 8 hours straight, or shit an actual brick?
  2. #2
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    brick
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    Ummm neither?
  4. #4
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Technologist Ummm neither?

    No more shitting for you then. Come on pick one, were roleplaying.
  5. #5
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I like sitting on the toilet, but you’re not supposed to just be chilling on the pot, it's not appropriate.
  6. #6
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    are we talkin 8 hrs of the skutter blues or nice soft turds with little mess?
  7. #7
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by POLECAT are we talkin 8 hrs of the skutter blues or nice soft turds with little mess?

    lol

    nice soft turds
  8. #8
    Technologist victim of incest
    Ok, I’ll get it over with quick, a brick. I don’t like getting a ring around my ass from sitting too long.
  9. #9
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    A pineapple
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    a brick of COCAINE
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  11. #11
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I like to sit on the pot and read shampoo ingredients for a good 15 minutes
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Got a copy of "War and Peace" I can borrow?




    Oh, and Cly spends 15 minutes reading the shampoo instructions.

    "Lather. Rinse. Repeat."
  13. #13
    But it's always the same ingredients
  14. #14
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood But it's always the same ingredients

    Sometimes i’ll read a lotion bottle too. or the windex
  15. #15
    RIKIKI

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  16. #16
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I bring a coffee and a ciggy with me,, when the ciggy is done so am I,, the coffee is for the halftime drink making the final push effortless
  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I never read tho,, I do great thinking in the shower or on the shitter,,, perhaps I should try shitting and showering at the same time and see if I have a million dolla idea,, my luck would be the dolla idea would be not to shit in the shower anymore tho
  18. #18
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    If nothing's coming out, pull your pants up and strap that belt on and wait for better times.
  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well I'm done shitting around ,, I'm going to get new gas for my sleds,, only 7 more days till snowmobile season starts and its time to start the fleet of sleds I have
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Snowmobile season? Are there regulations on when you can ride?
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