Exit strategy pact

1. 2019-12-04 at 11:15 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Me and Fonaplats are a team… I'm the leader of the female acquisition expeditionary force, while he is r&d of the life preservation division.
   
   Here in the expeditionary force, we haven't had much luck in finding intelligent life anywhere. Fona is doing his part however, and I don't want to fail him.
   
   But you can't squeeze water from a rock.
   
   The contingency is that we each have our old ladies.
   
   Here's my pact I propose...
   
   In the event that we can’t find suitable life partners, and we’re stuck with our old ledies, that you will teach him how to eat (make money for his ronkles). And maybe the four of us can afford a dope shack. The four of us always have a swell time. In return he'll keep cranking out quality content.
   
   Losers deserve a heartbeat too
2. 2019-12-04 at 11:20 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   
3. 2019-12-04 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Your cat is a lot cuter than u are...
4. 2019-12-04 at 11:38 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

   Originally posted by WellHung Your cat is a lot cuter than u are…

   
   Nora?