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I need a minecraft account

  1. #1
    I lost mine
  2. #2
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    If you like the game, why not support the creators and buy a legit account for 30 fucking dollars.
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe If you like the game, why not support the creators and buy a legit account for 30 fucking dollars.

    Cuz he is cheap. Another taker , who simply does not want to give.
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  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Ur poor lol it's the first of the month nigga it's welfare day
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  5. #5
    I've been poor. I was on foodstamps, and nobody ever helped me!
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's because you're unlikeable. People help me because I'm nice
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've been poor. I was on foodstamps, and nobody ever helped me!

    Wrong. The United States of America helped you, far more than Mexico ever did.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Obbe If you like the game, why not support the creators and buy a legit account for 30 fucking dollars.

    I already did, I bought minecraft on the xbox twice
  9. #9
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I already did, I bought minecraft on the xbox twice

    Get java edition if you wanna play with the niggas.
  10. #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    https://www.ebay.com/itm/Minecraft-Java-PC-MAC-Account-Nickname-and-Skin-change-GUARANTEE/123774339166
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I already did, I bought minecraft on the xbox twice

    So you will support Microsoft but not my homie Jens?

  12. #12
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's because you're unlikeable. People help me because I'm nice



    Originally posted by WellHung Wrong. The United States of America helped you, far more than Mexico ever did.



    one track brains
  13. #13
    Originally posted by DietPiano I already did, I bought minecraft on the xbox twice

  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Decided to check out notch's blog and came across this post about his dad

    When I said I wanted to quit my day job and work on my own games, he was the only person who told me they supported my decision. When I made Minecraft, he was incredibly proud. He saw me win awards, and he saw the fans embrace the games, and he saw me start my own company. I said I wanted to fly him to Minecon, and he was reluctant because he wasn’t very comfortable with crowds of people, but he still went. He was obviously very proud of me the entire time, but acted a bit strange. We were afraid he had started abusing again.

    He had wanted to move back to Sweden to be able to spend more time with us, so I helped him with the rent on a small house just outside of Stockholm, but at the last minute, he backed out. He had begun drinking alcohol again, and his anti-depressant drugs was making him act a bit strange at times.

    The speed at which things escalated from him wanting to move back home to him shooting himself in the head was incredibly scary. His last thoughts, wants and memories was one year ago. I now have an entire life to live without him existing.
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  15. #15
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe If you like the game, why not support the creators and buy a legit account for 30 fucking dollars.

    Why don't you shut your jack hole, Wabbit!
  16. #16
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Decided to check out notch's blog and came across this post about his dad

    dam
  17. #17
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Why don't you shut your jack hole, Wabbit!

    ^He don't know me very well, do he?
  18. #18
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    What's the difference between Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch lite?

    they're 100 dollars difference in the core
  19. #19
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Obbe If you like the game, why not support the creators and buy a legit account for 30 fucking dollars.

    Minecraft is owned by Microsoft, Notch sold out for a gazillion dollars long ago.
  20. #20
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Meanwhile.. question gone unanswered

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World What's the difference between Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch lite?

    they're 100 dollars difference in the core
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