Shitty Technical Jokes

1. 2015-07-29 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The real joke here is Javascript's equality semantics.
2. 2015-07-29 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Ever heard about the Python programmer who was afraid of snakes?
3. 2015-07-31 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   You know how Newton is widely credited with the discovery of calculus while Leibniz is best remembered for the largely discredited notion of monads?
   
   I guess you could say he calculost that battle.
4. 2015-09-09 at 7:16 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Why do ebony trees never fall in autumn?
   
   Well, being red-black trees they're self balancing.
5. 2015-09-09 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Did you hear Lady Gaga hired a priority queue to write songs for her?
   
   It's because their pop is logRythmic
6. 2015-09-09 at 7:22 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   One day an elementary math teacher wants to read the paper so he gives his students a task he expects to take a while, he asks them to sum all the numbers between 1 and 100 inclusive. Most the students set to work right away, adding up large columns of numbers. One student however sits for a moment, thinks about the problem, then raises his hand. "I have the answer" he says. Incredulous, as no one could add 100 numbers that quickly, the teacher asks him what it is. He answers 5050, correctly. The teacher is astonished "how did you do that so quickly?" he asks.
   
   The student smiles and says simply "It was just a lucky Gauss"
7. 2015-09-09 at 7:23 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   That last one if fucking comedy gold but I can hardly ever find people who laugh at it. Feels bad man, feels bad.
8. 2015-09-09 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Guy's got fucking moon craters and asteroids named after him for crying out loud, but yeah, I didn't laugh and I didn't get it other than the inferred mathematician reference.
   
   [SIZE=72px]HUE[/SIZE]
9. 2015-09-11 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Guy's got fucking moon craters and asteroids named after him for crying out loud, but yeah, I didn't laugh and I didn't get it other than the inferred mathematician reference.
   
   [SIZE=72px]HUE[/SIZE]

   
   
   I don't even know if that's supposed to be serious or sarcastic
10. 2015-09-11 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #30
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And then there's the Statistical Process Controller who's afraid of bugs.
11. 2015-09-11 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Q. How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    
    A. None. Programmers can only turn them on or off.