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  1. #81
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not going in through the front door.

    That's just to the property line of everlasting paradise. that gate is the only way in.. and it's not the front door to heaven.. its more like G-d's estate. his front yard.. spiritually speaking. it may look like a gate and you may see paradise peaking around the corner of St Peter. but I can assure you, You're not scaling G-ds fence. too high and it's just not happening.
  2. #82
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World That's just to the property line of everlasting paradise. that gate is the only way in.. and it's not the front door to heaven.. its more like G-d's estate. his front yard.. spiritually speaking. it may look like a gate and you may see paradise peaking around the corner of St Peter. but I can assure you, You're not scaling G-ds fence. too high and it's just not happening.

    Your god needs a high wall to protect himself? Interesting.
  3. #83
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World That's just to the property line of everlasting paradise. that gate is the only way in.. and it's not the front door to heaven.. its more like G-d's estate. his front yard.. spiritually speaking. it may look like a gate and you may see paradise peaking around the corner of St Peter. but I can assure you, You're not scaling G-ds fence. too high and it's just not happening.

    You act like it is a real place SMH
  4. #84
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Your god needs a high wall to protect himself? Interesting.

    He's not protecting himself. I was using a euphemism. who knows what the spiritual existence will look like. our vision will have a wider field of view?

    there is no backdoor. this wont be a computer program that Earth might be like.

    The road to righteousness is narrow.
  5. #85
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World He's not protecting himself. I was using a euphemism. who knows what the spiritual existence will look like. our vision will have a wider field of view?

    there is no backdoor. this wont be a computer program that Earth might be like.

    The road to righteousness is narrow.

    You are a sheep. I am an Eagle. Sheep go where they are told they are permitted. Eagles soar where they will.
  6. #86
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are a sheep. I am an Eagle. Sheep go where they are told they are permitted. Eagles soar where they will.

    The only place you soar is into the side of buildings.
  7. #87
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The only place you soar is into the side of buildings.

    It beats being stuck in the pen with ewe
  8. #88
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The only place you soar is into the side of buildings.

    G0ds Front Yard Fence. because he aint getting through that gate with that attitude
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Eagles soar where they will.

    sooner or later they'll have to come down irregardless.

    like a bitch.
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