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Rich people only do cocaine on Christmas

  1. #1
    Easy to hide drug slang terminology. Literally everyone does blow on Xmas. If you don't know about this it's because you aren't part of the rich snob crowd that hides their cocaine abuse from the fiends that can't keep it to one day a year

    They look down on anyone that doesn't secretly do cocaine in bathrooms and then go interact with the family and drink lots of alcohol because you're high as Fuck on cocaine.

    There's always that one weird creepy family member with lots of energy and they drink a lot but aren't drunk and you think they are just mentally ill and that's why the alcohol is making them crazy but it's just the cocaine

    Also they like to surround themselves with sober people so they can do a bunch of coke and pretend to be a normal loving mother that loves her family and dogs but secretly she gets off on the idea of hiding drug abuse and the thrill of not getting caught

    They do not like to share
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Peer pressure doesn't affect me.
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    WellHung Dark Matter
    Rich ppl also fuck niggers.
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Rich ppl also fuck niggers.

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    Every time I would go to the company Christmas party my bosses wife would get shit faced and say "ITS SNOWING R REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR OO A BLIZZARD" even though it was nice out

    They never even offered me any fuck those cowards
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    WellHung Dark Matter
    I would make them my niggers, if I could.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Heroin is actually the drug of choice for most rich people.


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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The last Christmas I was not incarcerated I did a shitload of blow and buddy masturbated from being up for days and he started smoking crack and my girlfriend yelled at him and threatened him for dropping crack on the floor
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    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged
    I can't smoke krek properly. Out of a straight-pipe rose with choreboy, it confuses me and wastes 70% of it. I just vape it out of the shortest meth pipe at the head shop with no choreboy and it works pretty good. Big ol fat hits but you gotta go fast cos the residue that stays behind has to be washed out betwen (large sized) rocks
  10. #10
    You're a retard though
  11. #11
    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged
    no people who do it the other way are retards, they do it wrong.

    my way's awesome
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    Ghost Black Hole
    my dad would call you a faggot, slap you and steal your crack
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Take a cigarette and cut the filter off and then take a bit of tobacco out of the other end and then suck up a quarter into the end and twist it, followed by a Bic Lighter flame and thick smoke and goo bubbling away for about a full minute, while inhaling the whole mess. Will send you right to the Moon.
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Take a cigarette and cut the enhancement off and then take a bit of tobacco out of the other end and then suck up a quarter into the end and twist it, followed by a Bic Lighter flame and thick smoke and goo bubbling away for about a full minute, while inhaling the whole mess. Will send you right to the Moon.

    You're talking about an inefficient way of smoking crack

    I used to just use an inhaler and tinfoil, or even a pill bottle or pop can. I would constantly smash or throw away pipes and tell myself I'd never smoke again
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    I sprinkle crack on a bowl of weed and hit it in the bong
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yall doing it wrongly


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    Erekshun African Astronaut
    Adderal is the way to go.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I got given some klonopins yesterday


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  19. #19
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist I got given some klonopins yesterday


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    Mix with alcohol for best results
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    STER0S Tuskegee Airman [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Adderal is the way to go.

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