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Pornhub offers lifetime plan for $299 on Black Friday

  1. #1
    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged
    For reference, a one year plan is $98

    Kinda pointless though, all you get really is higher resolution and VR
  2. #2
    CandyRein Naturally Camouflaged
    So the plan expires once I’m dead ? My savings don’t roll over into the afterlife with me?

    Fuq that ..

    I only go to pornhub for the comments and scissoring vids anyway
  3. #3
    CandyRein Naturally Camouflaged




    I hate long intros .. to add insult to injury they can’t act for chit..and No one is buying this fake scenario

    Just bang and stfu so I can watch.. fuqn creeps
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  4. #4
    Rrr Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CandyRein



    I hate long intros .. to add insult to injury they can’t act for chit..and No one is buying this fake scenario

    Just bang and stfu so I can watch.. fuqn creeps

    You are one stoopit niggr
  5. #5
    CandyRein Naturally Camouflaged
    Shouldn’t you be fantasizing about having an apartment and a job
    You waste of pale skin

    *jerk off gesture*
  6. #6
    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein So the plan expires once I’m dead ? My savings don’t roll over into the afterlife with me?

    Fuq that ..

    I only go to pornhub for the comments and scissoring vids anyway

    You can pass it on to your keeds
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  7. #7
    CandyRein Naturally Camouflaged
    I wish I never found my dads porn stash when I was a Keed...

    Made me a pervert as an adult

    :/
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  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein Shouldn’t you be fantasizing about having an apartment and a job
    You waste of pale skin

    *jerk off gesture*

    nobody fantasizes about having a job.

    nobody.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by aldra nobody fantasizes about having a job.

    nobody.
    I would fantasize shooting up my workplace if I had one :(
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  10. #10
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    So there are people who pay for porn?
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  11. #11
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    wow, I've been paying strangers $300 per session so I can watch them have sex, you're telling me theres a better way?
  12. #12
    Sideload SLR on your Oculus Quest for all your free VR porn needs.
  13. #13
    stl1 African Astronaut
    ^^^

    I should have known this guy would be an expert.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by stl1 ^^^

    I should have known this guy would be an expert.

    <<< Know all...duh.
  15. #15
    stl1 African Astronaut
    lolol
  16. #16
    i have too many fucked up fetishes, pornhub is for normies

    https://www.tubegalore.com/
    bing.com
  17. #17
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Pornhub has a lot of fetish material.
  18. #18
    CandyRein Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra nobody fantasizes about having a job.

    nobody.


    https://niggasin.space/thread/48225

    K...
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  19. #19
    STER0S Tuskegee Airman [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i wonder how much pornhub generates in revenue from all the tweakers
  20. #20
    imagine paying for porn
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