Ok so I have decided to get into Gaming Journalism

1. 2019-11-26 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #21
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I know that this is probably lost in translation, but even by your eurotrash standards, 12 year old =\= teenager
2. 2019-11-26 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat And I do it just to piss you guys off because I know what triggers Americans.

   
   I'm not American though...
3. 2019-11-26 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #23
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Wariat And I do it just to piss you guys off because I know what triggers Americans.

   
   Yeah I'm sure the child sex crimes task force that arrested you at the aquarium was totally pissed when they realized your epic troll.
4. 2019-11-26 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #24
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   It was a troll though.
5. 2019-11-26 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #25
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   ANd it was not an aquarium. WHere did you read that part? It was a park. a Public place.
6. 2019-11-26 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #26
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   ANd that was only my first crime all my other crimes which includes five arrests were not in any sort of aquarium or park.
7. 2019-11-26 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #27
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   So was your conception. And the stuff Skidog and Juice did to you while you were trying to use the toilet in classification.
8. 2019-11-26 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #28
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   My conception onto this planet you mean?
9. 2019-11-26 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #29
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   You guys do realize I am a world reknown writer and gay porner right?
10. 2019-11-26 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat You guys do realize I am a world reknown writer and gay porner right?

    
    ...and yet you can't spell renown
11. 2019-11-26 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #31
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You're world reviled, you're a journalist who can't spell, and no one knows who the fuck you are. If you'd like to give your consent, I'm sure we could make you famous though?
12. 2019-11-26 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    world reviled is not a word. it would be world-reviled person if you want to use a modifyer.
13. 2019-11-26 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat world reviled is not a word. it would be world-reviled person if you want to use a modifyer.

    
    Modifyer isn't a word...
14. 2019-11-26 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #34
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    a compound then fine.
15. 2019-11-26 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    You probably should work on your spelling and grammar before pursuing this new career idea...or at least employ a spell checker.
16. 2019-11-26 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #36
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    So to you does a professional singer or actor have to talk eloquently in everyday speech? There is a difference between writing for a media and writing for a site or forum you know that right?
17. 2019-11-26 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat So to you does a professional singer or actor have to talk eloquently in everyday speech?

    
    How they talk is irrelevant..how they sing is the important factor. If they were shit at singing they wouldn't be a professional singer...if you are shit at writing you wont be a professional writer.
    
    ..it's all very simple.
18. 2019-11-26 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #38
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Just because I dont try on this forum and short hand or type angirly with one hand or type on a touchscreen most of the time does not mean my professional work looks the same.
19. 2019-11-26 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Just because I dont try on this forum and short hand or type angirly with one hand or type on a touchscreen most of the time does not mean my professional work looks the same.

    
    *Angrily
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CASPER
20. 2019-11-26 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat One of my first articles will be on how using the 3DS over a Switch still makes sense. Meaning how it is superior for some things over the Switch like if you like to go jogging or stairs running and need to take breaks as you sweat before sessions the 3DS is pocketable and the Switch isn't.

    
    FUCKING LOL