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Picard is the best star trek captain

  1. #1
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Kirk- Angry guy probably taking too many testosterone injections. Likes to assault women and generally just makes some of the worst decisions of any star trek captain. If he just listened to Spock he'd avoid 99% of the problems he runs into. Constantly endangers his crew by being overly violent and getting locked up or his crew punished.

    Sisko- Another overly emotional captain except he actually makes good decisions. Needs to keep his anger in check. Does not know how to parent whatsoever and he's way too much of a risk taker for a dude in command of a fucking space station.

    Picard- God tier captain. Makes all the right decisions. Emotionally balanced. Solves the problems of his crew. Basically perfect in every which way and as thus is one of the most accomplished captains in the Federation. That's why they put him on a top of the line, cutting edge star class cruiser. He deals with time warps, worm holes, alternate dimensions, new species, and just about anything else you can throw at him, with GRACE.

    Picard is the best star trek captain of all time. Change my mind.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Picard never even once fought the gorn. What a cuck.
  3. #3
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Borg > bitch gorn
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    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut


    Best officer of all time

    best captain of all time
  5. #5
    G Tuskegee Airman
    Commander William Riker > Captains
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What about Janeway?
  7. #7
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What about Janeway?

    Id rather fuck Picard than Janeway.
  8. #8
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Robert April!
  9. #9
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Commander William Riker > Captains

    Lol no Riker is impulsive and stupid. Basically Shatner but younger and slightly less violent/womanizing.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Id rather fuck Picard than Janeway.

    You would fuck a 70-year old man? Wow!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    G Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol no Riker is impulsive and stupid. Basically Shatner but younger and slightly less violent/womanizing.

    His beard commanded respect & admiration throughout the galaxy.
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by G His beard commanded respect & admiration throughout the galaxy.

    I remember him without the beard, when he was baby-faced.
  13. #13
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You would fuck a 70-year old man? Wow!

    That bitch would drive me nuts.



    That bitch drives me nuts.
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