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Shoving a Christmas tree up my ass

  1. #1
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    for a sponsored charity

    https://blackaids.org/

    donations welcome
  2. #2
    stl1 African Astronaut
    Need help with that tree?
  3. #3
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by stl1 Need help with that tree?

    please

    im unboxing it now
  4. #4
    stl1 African Astronaut
    Are the needles very sharp, I hope?
  5. #5
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by stl1 Are the needles very sharp, I hope?

    ffs?

    i forgot the lube wait
  6. #6
    stl1 African Astronaut
    Get the pine scented variety.
  7. #7
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Are you going to put that tree up yourself?
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Solstice Are you going to put that tree up yourself?

    my dad will do it and send me a picture


    Originally posted by stl1 Are the needles very sharp, I hope?

    at first i didnt realise, but if im right, thats a really hardcore joke omg

    sheeeet, thats fucked up
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