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  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wiped your ass after taking a shit

    and thought,

    DAMN that was a good dump, i feel so good now after letting that big log out of my system COME AT ME NOW FRIDAY YOU SHALL NOT PASS
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    Shut up you retard faggot nobody cares about anything you say and it's not even friday
  3. #3
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it's not even friday

    Friday morning here playboy.
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    Well you must live in some shit hole
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Well you must live in some shit hole

    I'm on the eastern seaboard of the USA as you sit huddled in some mud hut or mobile home unaware of global time zones & look to the stars for a clue lol.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Shut up you retard faggot nobody cares about anything you say and it's not even friday

    did your mom wake you up?
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    Originally posted by G I'm on the eastern seaboard of the USA as you sit huddled in some mud hut or mobile home unaware of global time zones & look to the stars for a clue lol.

    The stars told me to tell you that you're a bitch

    Originally posted by Grylls did your mom wake you up?

    No but yours did
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The stars told me to tell you that you're a bitch



    No but yours did

    my mom is hard at work so you are wrong mister poopy pants
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    She's working my shaft
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She's working my shaft

    heh
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    Originally posted by Grylls wiped your ass after taking a shit

    and thought,

    DAMN that was a good dump, i feel so good now after letting that big log out of my system COME AT ME NOW FRIDAY YOU SHALL NOT PASS

    Have you ever weighed yourself before and then after taking a dump and noted the weight difference in a journal?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever weighed yourself before and then after taking a dump and noted the weight difference in a journal?

    yes, i weigh myself most mornings and also after taking a dump it’s very surprising

    i don’t keep a fagget journal though, that’s for faggets
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    Originally posted by Grylls yes, i weigh myself most mornings and also after taking a dump it’s very surprising

    i don’t keep a fagget journal though, that’s for faggets

    Well you're halfway there at least, I've never done any part of that procedure.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well you're halfway there at least, I've never done any part of that procedure.

    your scale is broken
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    Originally posted by Grylls your scale is broken

    As is my heart.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As is my heart.

    probably your cock too

    (sorry she left you for a black/nigger guy)
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    I'm British, I don't have a cock I have a nob, it's functional status is however questionable.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm British, I don't have a cock I have a nob, it's functional status is however questionable.

    you are not the real jiggapoo
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    Originally posted by Grylls you are not the real jiggapoo

    No he died, I'm a work colleague using his login.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    how did he die?

    BRB
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