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  1. #61
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Lol @ believing in god

    *a god
  2. #62
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    This thread once again needs more mom pics
    We'll donate for mom pics




    maybe
  3. #63
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I sense an I'm-My-Own-Grampa thread coming.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by mmQ Meanwhile.


    I'd butter those biscuits.
  5. #65
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do you even have a license or are you just travelling

    So his mom will drive him around while he lies in the back playing GTA4?
  6. #66
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I guess Hiki forgot the first rule of komoriing - have middle class parents that can afford to financially maintain your too-good-for-work ass.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #67
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd butter those biscuits.

    Thanks. And what about my mom?
  8. #68
    Find yourself a 64yr old Real Estate Agent to take care of you in exchange for regular licking duties...they are 10 a penny down at the wine bars.
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Find yourself a 64yr old Real Estate Agent to take care of you in exchange for regular licking duties…they are 10 a penny down at the wine bars.

    That is my building manager, Missy. I know shes a swinger because my server knows her and told me. I dont care about sex anymore but if I did I could probably bang her for discounted rent. Shes very flirty with me but I dont reciprocate. Or I should say I do, but I dont take it the next level. She clearly wants to suck my dick . Haha. Shes not 64 tho shes like 44. Why am I typing this .
  10. #70
    Originally posted by mmQ That is my building manager, Missy. I know shes a swinger because my server knows her and told me. I dont care about sex anymore but if I did I could probably bang her for discounted rent. Shes very flirty with me but I dont reciprocate. Or I should say I do, but I dont take it the next level. She clearly wants to suck my dick . Haha. Shes not 64 tho shes like 44. Why am I typing this .

    To aid in the decision making of the young fella me lad and at the same time affirming the scenario I painted with a further example.
  11. #71
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Find yourself a 64yr old Real Estate Agent to take care of you in exchange for regular licking duties…they are 10 a penny down at the wine bars.

    What would you be lickin...

    ... oooooohhhh
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