So I might be living in a van

1. 2019-11-21 at 7:58 AM UTC

   #61
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice Lol @ believing in god

   
   *a god
2. 2019-11-21 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   This thread once again needs more mom pics
   We'll donate for mom pics
   
   
   
   
   maybe
3. 2019-11-21 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #63
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I sense an I'm-My-Own-Grampa thread coming.
4. 2019-11-21 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #64
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Meanwhile.
   
   

   
   I'd butter those biscuits.
5. 2019-11-21 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do you even have a license or are you just travelling

   
   So his mom will drive him around while he lies in the back playing GTA4?
6. 2019-11-21 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I guess Hiki forgot the first rule of komoriing - have middle class parents that can afford to financially maintain your too-good-for-work ass.
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7. 2019-11-21 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd butter those biscuits.

   
   Thanks. And what about my mom?
8. 2019-11-21 at 4:32 PM UTC

   #68
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Find yourself a 64yr old Real Estate Agent to take care of you in exchange for regular licking duties...they are 10 a penny down at the wine bars.
9. 2019-11-21 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #69
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Find yourself a 64yr old Real Estate Agent to take care of you in exchange for regular licking duties…they are 10 a penny down at the wine bars.

   
   That is my building manager, Missy. I know shes a swinger because my server knows her and told me. I dont care about sex anymore but if I did I could probably bang her for discounted rent. Shes very flirty with me but I dont reciprocate. Or I should say I do, but I dont take it the next level. She clearly wants to suck my dick . Haha. Shes not 64 tho shes like 44. Why am I typing this .
10. 2019-11-21 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #70
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ That is my building manager, Missy. I know shes a swinger because my server knows her and told me. I dont care about sex anymore but if I did I could probably bang her for discounted rent. Shes very flirty with me but I dont reciprocate. Or I should say I do, but I dont take it the next level. She clearly wants to suck my dick . Haha. Shes not 64 tho shes like 44. Why am I typing this .

    
    To aid in the decision making of the young fella me lad and at the same time affirming the scenario I painted with a further example.
11. 2019-11-21 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #71
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Find yourself a 64yr old Real Estate Agent to take care of you in exchange for regular licking duties…they are 10 a penny down at the wine bars.

    
    What would you be lickin...
    
    ... oooooohhhh
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