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I fucked up my bills...

  1. #1
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell and I was going to pay everything 50/50 this month by transferring our part of the bill money into our joint account and I was going to set up auto-pay for that account in order to make everything easier and less confusing.
    Unfortunately I am pretty damn confused.
    I put in money when I came up with the idea and even added a few bucks to save.
    Then I put in some more outta paypal from an ebay sale.
    But she ended up paying one of the bills from her account before I could get it switched.
    Then we went grocery shopping and she had to pay because I couldn't get reception with Mint Mobile in Walmart to pay for them myself.
    I told her I was going to just write off the groceries as part of her payment of the bills and that it could just be part of the reason why I was moving paypal money into the account.
    But then I forgot the phone bill and that wasnt even in my damn original budget.
    And then I sorta spent a few dollars in the stock market with funds from the same account I am trying to pay the bills with.
    Now I am all sots of confused on how much money is in there for the bills and who has put in how much.
    Payday is this week and I got to figure out who owes what still and then tack on a bit more for damages.
    For whatever reason, this problem has overwhelmed my thinking and I just cant crunch the numbers tonight.
    I havent checked but I think this all went wrong when I started dividing numbers.
    It occurred to me a couple days later that I dont remember how to divide.
    So I kinda got to look it up again.
    Anyways, it is all prolly fucked as the cost of living just keeps going up.
    I think Chell might have suspected I fucked something up because she said we can go over it this weekend.
    I am just going to try and figure all this out in the morning.
    I mean I could figure it all out right now but I would need a bigger piece of paper because I like to connect stuff with lines and write things in bubbles.
    I took my sleeping pills already cuz I got to get up early and go get some skunk.
    I need to quit smoking.
    I know my house probably smells like a junkie's armpit what with all the smoking cigs and weed all the time.
    Sometimes I try and remind myself to not just start a bunch of sentences with "I" but sometimes I forget.
    In other news, I jumped the gun on something and accidentally dropped some more cash in the stock market.
    Now that is going to take a week to get out.
    Might as well just spend it.
    I traded some stocks today and am going to see how those do tomorrow.
    I just wanna make a little money and get out but if it is deemed to b harder than I think I am going to stop early and at least maybe look up how to make money in the stock market first.
    Time for bed now.
    Love you guys.
  2. #2
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Just trying to think about numbers tonight makes my eyes cross.
    TBH I will be much happier when we start using this account to pay bills.
    I just actually have to go about setting it up and making sure there is money in there on time.
    It will be much easier to keep track of things.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Just trying to think about numbers tonight makes my eyes cross.
    Im usually really good with counting numbers and just irresponsible at spending them.
    This time it appears I am both.

    fucking hell
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  4. #4
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Sleeping pills got me having the wobbles.
    Time for bed.
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    I told you buy kinder morgan and GMO
  6. #6
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    The six cents on that paypal transaction, was so you could get it out of your bank account instantly.
  7. #7
    AngryIVer Tuskegee Airman [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Chell and I was going to pay everything 50/50 this month by transferring our part of the bill money into our joint account and I was going to set up auto-pay for that account in order to make everything easier and less confusing.
    Unfortunately I am pretty damn confused.
    I put in money when I came up with the idea and even added a few bucks to save.
    Then I put in some more outta paypal from an ebay sale.
    But she ended up paying one of the bills from her account before I could get it switched.
    Then we went grocery shopping and she had to pay because I couldn't get reception with Mint Mobile in Walmart to pay for them myself.
    I told her I was going to just write off the groceries as part of her payment of the bills and that it could just be part of the reason why I was moving paypal money into the account.
    But then I forgot the phone bill and that wasnt even in my damn original budget.
    And then I sorta spent a few dollars in the stock market with funds from the same account I am trying to pay the bills with.
    Now I am all sots of confused on how much money is in there for the bills and who has put in how much.
    Payday is this week and I got to figure out who owes what still and then tack on a bit more for damages.
    For whatever reason, this problem has overwhelmed my thinking and I just cant crunch the numbers tonight.
    I havent checked but I think this all went wrong when I started dividing numbers.
    It occurred to me a couple days later that I dont remember how to divide.
    So I kinda got to look it up again.
    Anyways, it is all prolly fucked as the cost of living just keeps going up.
    I think Chell might have suspected I fucked something up because she said we can go over it this weekend.
    I am just going to try and figure all this out in the morning.
    I mean I could figure it all out right now but I would need a bigger piece of paper because I like to connect stuff with lines and write things in bubbles.
    I took my sleeping pills already cuz I got to get up early and go get some skunk.
    I need to quit smoking.
    I know my house probably smells like a junkie's armpit what with all the smoking cigs and weed all the time.
    Sometimes I try and remind myself to not just start a bunch of sentences with "I" but sometimes I forget.
    In other news, I jumped the gun on something and accidentally dropped some more cash in the stock market.
    Now that is going to take a week to get out.
    Might as well just spend it.
    I traded some stocks today and am going to see how those do tomorrow.
    I just wanna make a little money and get out but if it is deemed to b harder than I think I am going to stop early and at least maybe look up how to make money in the stock market first.
    Time for bed now.
    Love you guys.

    How fucking stupid are you, really?

    Step 1:
    Look at your bank statement

    That's it. Look at your fucking bank statement. You see the charge for the "stocks" you bought? That's what you spent on things not bills.
  8. #8
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    put $5.00 into your account, fona. Use algebra
  9. #9
    AngryIVer Tuskegee Airman [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Cly put $5.00 into your account, fona. Use algebra

    He doesn't even have to do that. He just has to LOOK AT HIS FUCKING BANK STATEMENT. It will tell him how much money is there, and where it went. That simple.
  10. #10
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I spent him five dollars so he could work the market with me.
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  11. #11
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    *gave
  12. #12
    Technologist motherfucker
    You can give me all the money you want Cly. I’m getting weed today, you can buy!
  13. #13
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I sincerely hope youre bullshitting.

    A lot of times though, when you move money from one account to another (esp stock trading accounts), it can take 3-5 business days to reflect on your other account balance.

    Look at account balance. Look at the other account balance. Look at pending transactions.

    Thats it.

    If you spent too much money dicking around and buying frozen pizzas and vienna snausages and other white trash delicacies, and now you cant pay rent- thats definitely something you need to work on.
  14. #14
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Technologist You can give me all the money you want Cly. I’m getting weed today, you can buy!

    That rhymed, Tech.
  15. #15
    WellHung Dark Matter
    Chell is fat and ugly.
  16. #16
    AngryIVer Tuskegee Airman [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung Chell is fat and ugly.

    Michael isn't even a little fat, you two ton tub of lard.



    She is ugly though.
  17. #17
    WellHung Dark Matter
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Michael isn't even a little fat, you two ton tub of lard.



    She is ugly though.

    Nigger, j^ew, s^hitskin
  18. #18
    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged
    If you don't have enough money to buy groceries you need to get rid of your stocks

    and buying individual stocks when you have very little money in is pretty dumb. you cant spread the risk well when you're investing $75.

    You can lose 35 pretty quickly though

    Buy poor people ETF index funds if you must.
  19. #19
    WellHung Dark Matter
    Originally posted by DietPiano If you don't have enough money to buy groceries you need to get rid of your stocks

    and buying individual stocks when you have very little money in is pretty dumb. you cant spread the risk well when you're investing $75.

    You can lose 35 pretty quickly though

    Buy poor people ETF index funds if you must.

    No one's gonna take the advice of a lowly Uber driver.
  20. #20
    AngryIVer Tuskegee Airman [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung Nigger, j^ew, s^hitskin

    Yeah, unfortunately I'm white so none of those terms have an effect on me.


    Clearly calling you out for being a fat piece of shit works though :)
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