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Show us a song in a different language that YOU speak, and translate the lyrics for us

  1. #1
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Monolinguals, feel rightly discriminated against and stay out. Google translate not allowed.








    "I like the sun, Alicia, and the doves

    A good cigar and bad women

    Going through walls and opening windows

    And when a women cries...


    I like wine as much as flowers

    And rabbits, but not tractors

    And casserole and the voice of pain

    And the sea wetting my feet


    I'm not from here, I'm not from there

    I have no age or future

    And being happy is my color of identity


    I like to lay in the sand all the time

    On my old horse chasing Manuela

    With Mary in the wheat fields


    I'm not from here, I'm not from there

    I have no age or future

    And being happy is my color of identity"
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    gollum would like to now translate this for us.
  3. #3
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Nah how about you translate it? You posted it, not me. Or maybe you'd care to explain the reason you never actually use Chinese on this site?

    Protip: Its because you know I can actually speak it and are embarrassed to even try as you know you'll get your ass handed to you.
  4. #4
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I only know one language.

    And I don't know any songs.
  5. #5
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Obbe I only know one language.

    And I don't know any songs.

    Didnt you at least take french/spanish/german/italian/chinese in school?
  6. #6
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    No, I took band instead.
  7. #7
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Obbe No, I took band instead.
    What instrument?
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    harmonica
  9. #9
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grylls harmonica

    Play harmonica = good pussy eating skills

    Literally just tounging holes
  10. #10
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by 6011UM What instrument?

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  11. #11
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    In my language, this means doot doot doot, tooty doot toot, doot doot DEEEeeet tooty toot doot.
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  12. #12
    I typed one out but then I accidentally pressed something and closed the window, then have to leave. Oh well.
  13. #13
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I typed one out but then I accidentally pressed something and closed the window, then have to leave. Oh well.

    And nothing of value was lost
  14. #14
    Originally posted by 6011UM Nah how about you translate it? You posted it, not me. Or maybe you'd care to explain the reason you never actually use Chinese on this site?

    Protip: Its because you know I can actually speak it and are embarrassed to even try as you know you'll get your ass handed to you.

    im the fake chinese remember ?

    your thenone whose fluent in chinese and have chinese friends.

    anyway can you suggest an anonymous voice changing app or site like vocaroo ?
  15. #15
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im the fake chinese remember ?

    your thenone whose fluent in chinese and have chinese friends.

    anyway can you suggest an anonymous voice changing app or site like vocaroo ?



    Read the thread.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by 6011UM

    Read the thread.

    i know.

    because you cant.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i know.

    because you cant.

    I find it hilarious how GAYlum always abandons ship when he gets his ass handed to him. He leaves until the threads that make him cry are no longer on the first page, then he comes back.

    I also doubt that he speaks chinese fluently. He mentions having some textbook, and I see a lot of americans saying that they speak a language just because they take a class. Even if they take a whole years worth of a second language is never translates well into actually being useful unless you live in the country of the language for some time.

    I also dont understand what compels him to be such a huge faggot. I mean, scrawny and hts are gay for eachother, but they're not giant faggots like gaylum is.

    I bet that if scrawny says that hed fuck gollum, that gollum would hitchike to canada to get fucked by him and his husband too LOL

  18. #18
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I find it hilarious how GAYlum always abandons ship when he gets his ass handed to him. He leaves until the threads that make him cry are no longer on the first page, then he comes back.

    I also doubt that he speaks chinese fluently. He mentions having some textbook, and I see a lot of americans saying that they speak a language just because they take a class. Even if they take a whole years worth of a second language is never translates well into actually being useful unless you live in the country of the language for some time.

    I also dont understand what compels him to be such a huge faggot. I mean, scrawny and hts are gay for eachother, but they're not giant faggots like gaylum is.

    I bet that if scrawny says that hed fuck gollum, that gollum would hitchike to canada to get fucked by him and his husband too LOL


    hes going to have come back with a new user name.

    lol.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hes going to have come back with a new user name.

    lol.

    Yea, he seems to keep changing his username so that it's harder to find all the evidence of his retardation and faggotry. So when you mention dumb shit he does and he denies it, any users who don't know that hes an idiot wouldn't know any better.

    I wonder what other alts he has. I notice that every time he gets righteously shat on he runs away, then other users start posting and removing his cringy embarrassing moments off of the front page.

    This faggot has some serious issues, tell you what. When he denies allegations of his retardation I honestly don't know if he's crying in denial or if hes actually very retarded.
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  20. #20
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Yea, he seems to keep changing his username so that it's harder to find all the evidence of his retardation and faggotry. So when you mention dumb shit he does and he denies it, any users who don't know that hes an idiot wouldn't know any better.

    I wonder what other alts he has. I notice that every time he gets righteously shat on he runs away, then other users start posting and removing his cringy embarrassing moments off of the front page.

    This faggot has some serious issues, tell you what. When he denies allegations of his retardation I honestly don't know if he's crying in denial or if hes actually very retarded.

    lollolol.

    gollum hasnt been seen or heard since.
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