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Can you beat a drug test for thc within 24 hours of smoking?

  1. #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    If it's not dilute checked, and only a couple uses In total? I pulled it off once the second day after by drinking a gallon of water 2 - 3 hours before the test and pissing twice first, so would just about day less + one use more still be ok?
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    HTS highlight reel
    Not with your own piss.
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If it was just one literal puff and that was all the weed you smoked this year; maybe
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I didn't clarify, I meant beat it by cheating by drinking gallon of water and taking a b-complex, if they don't dilute check.
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    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I didn't clarify, I meant beat it by cheating by drinking gallon of water and taking a b-complex, if they don't dilute check.

    What kind of test is it? Lab test? You're fucked. Take creatine also.

    I passed a drug test the day after once but it was a mouth swab. You can pass those by brushing your teeth lol.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    What's it for anyway? What level of fucks do you give about passing it?
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    yes
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if you drink your own piss and then piss it out a second time that'll fool the drug test
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    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra if you drink your own piss and then piss it out a second time that'll fool the drug test

    Not if its amphetamines, that's just the bonus round.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    well if you absorb more of them there will be less in your piss next time around

    I guess you just have to do more cycles with harder drugs
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  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If it's THC, you're fucked. Doesn't matter how much. The THC metabolites remain in your fatty tissues for up to 6 months, and can be easily detected in a urine sample. Drinking water won't do shit.
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    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    drinking a gallon of water first only works if you sit down and pee.
    but you got to unload a couple of these into your gut first too.
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  13. #13
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Drinking kool-aid with fructose.
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    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If it's THC, you're fucked. Doesn't matter how much. The THC metabolites remain in your fatty tissues for up to 6 months, and can be easily detected in a urine sample. Drinking water won't do shit.

    It dilutes it. Retard. In a standard panel test dilution and b complex/creatine (to help yellow your piss) will probably fool the test, as well as the person examining it.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 6011UM It dilutes it. Retard. In a standard panel test dilution and b complex/creatine (to help yellow your piss) will probably fool the test, as well as the person examining it.

    Dilution does not equal elimination.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Dilution does not equal elimination.

    Of course not. Hes just saying some tests are so basic and cheap that you can water down your piss enough to where the test will come back negative. Not generally any test that would ever be given for any criminal/legal reason, but maybe certain job testing or home kits that parents give their kids.

    Actro isnt asking how to eliminate all the THC from his body.

    This is also really funny that this thread is being made again when there are literally probably MILLIONS of threads like this on the internet.

    Up next: "how can I cure my hangover?"
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  17. #17
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Dilution does not equal elimination.

    but it does equal passing
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Cly but it does equal passing

    No, it doesn't. If there's even the smallest trace, it will be detected.
  19. #19
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, it doesn't. If there's even the smallest trace, it will be detected.

    Objectively wrong. You must not know what a reagent test is.
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by mmQ Not generally any test that would ever be given for any criminal/legal reason

    Even a general test given for criminal/legal reason.
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