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Does the alcohol a person drinks say anything about their personality?

  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Lol are you serious? I drank the other night and I had about 15 shots of whiskey in about a 7 hour span. Not to be all braggy about it because it actually sucks being able to out drink most people, but four beers is laughable. If you're going to drink, do it right.

    I can't believe this but I agree with every part of this post.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by aldra that is neither of the reasons I was thinking of

    1. it reduces motivation for GAY SEX
    2. it slows down your intestinal tract making POOP RAMMING unavoidable

    I couldn't think of number two

    And coincidentally I have to make a big number 2 because I've been backed up a few days and I puked up some turds today
  3. #63
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so jelly.

    https://niggasin.space/post/562298

  4. #64
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I like screwdrivers.

    I almost forgot about those hard mike's kind of drinks. I use to like them when I came across them in high school, but I kind of forgot about them because I couldn't buy my own alcohol anyway and even if I could it would still look weak pussy shit, which it kind of is but it's still pretty tasty. I could drink that now if I still drank I guess.

    I recently just bought my first bottle of wine and it was very good, I like it better than beer I think. I'm kind of done with beer for the time being. All that carbonation..

    I also just tried a 4loko and boy is that an efficent way to get mildy/moderately drunk for $2.50. And I only had the 12%, they also have some that are 14%. I tried peach and it was pretty good without being overpowering. At the same time I bought a 10 dollar bottle of wine I would probably return if I still had the reciept because I lowkey hate drinking.
  5. #65
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    The blue one tastes like jolly ranchers. They're all sickly sweet though. I wish they were more expensive so I wouldn't be so persuaded to buy them.
  6. #66
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    If you're gonna drink just drink single blend whiskey straight up and chase it with cool not cold water.
  7. #67
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker chase it

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  8. #68
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you're gonna drink just drink single blend whiskey straight up and chase it with cool not cold water.

    If you're spending the money for single blend whatever you don't ruin the taste with water. It'll be smooth unless you're a fucking pussy.
  9. #69
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I had this dream a week or two ago that I was drinking these chocolate beer that had little bits of chewable chocolate inside
    It tasted delicious but I was thinking that I would get incredibly sick if I drank several of those
  10. #70
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck I'm craving some whiskey now.
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  11. #71
    I've had those chocolate things that have liquor in them and they're pretty gross tbqh
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  12. #72
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice Fuck I'm craving some whiskey now.

    I was just thinking about getting some because im about to go shopping and I made the mistake of opening this thread.
  13. #73
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 6011UM I was just thinking about getting some because im about to go shopping and I made the mistake of opening this thread.

    I think I'll take some white Krattom and go to the gym instead, I'm on a decent streak now.
  14. #74
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    I bought cheese dip instead
  15. #75
    Originally posted by 6011UM

    so, so jelly.

    i just bought a jack daniel the other day and im wondering when should i tear its hymen.

    hasnt been drinking since march.

    hmmmm.
  16. #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Solstice If you're spending the money for single blend whatever you don't ruin the taste with water. It'll be smooth unless you're a fucking pussy.

    When you grow up I'll teach you the proper way to drink a single malt.
  17. #77
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you start by doing a handstand
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  18. #78
    HTS highlight reel
    I usually drink whatever is cheap, although since where I live all alcohol basically costs roughly the same amount (with the exception of luxurious, extravagantly expensive wine and spirits) that doesn't mean much.

    Lately I've been drinking jager and coconut rum with pineapple juice. Not the cheapest exactly, but what does that say about me? Nothing. That's what.
  19. #79
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by HTS Lately I've been drinking jager and coconut rum with pineapple juice. Not the cheapest exactly, but what does that say about me?

    Fruity and sweet?
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  20. #80
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When you grow up I'll teach you the proper way to drink a single malt.

    When you decide not to be a retard anymore I'll remind you that fine whiskey is meant to be enjoyed neat you senile fuck.
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