How the fuck did this guy even land a girlfriend?

1. 2019-11-13 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Is he like thst dude with a beard blitzer or whatever the rich dude who paid instagram whores to tske pics with him? I mean wtf? Technologist please explain it to me. Who would want a drill seargant with atoos for a boyfriend?