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Its that time of the year again ...

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    when women would call me miss, while men would address me as ma'am. most times they would apologize when my eyes and theirs locked, while a few times they only realize i am a MAN after i gave them a "yes ?" with my ben saphiro-tier voice.

    i tried to grow beards but only few would come out (less than 100 i think) and you really have to be at least 3 feets away or less from me to be able to see them.

    also my percs do not help because they are bigger than normal from all the daily bikings that i do so they look like suppressed breasts of a bulldyke.

    getting a haircut is a bitch.

    and the most hurtfull thing about all this is that childrens are calling me auntie.

    they used to call me big sister.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i wil suck yo dik
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    *unbuttons*
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    eunuch
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    look closer.
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    Narc African Astronaut [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    holy shit what a faggot


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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny getting a haircut is a bitch.

    Invest in a hair clipper, then cut your hair to 3mm. Its so easy you can do it yourself at home with only a mirror.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Erekshun African Astronaut
    What does the time of the year have to do with this?
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    Narc African Astronaut [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Invest in a hair clipper, then cut your hair to 3mm. Its so easy you can do it yourself at home with only a mirror.

    i don't even need the mirror anymore.


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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    only poor people cut their own hair
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    Originally posted by Grylls only poor people cut their own hair

    Do you have one of those fancy haircuts, pretty boy?
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do you have one of those fancy haircuts, pretty boy?

    yes its fabulous
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    Originally posted by Erekshun What does the time of the year have to do with this?

    depends on my hair length from my last hair cut.

    i usually just tell the barber to cut it into something 'nice' or 'presentable' or tidy up and i usually get pretty wild ranging results. sometimes i got crew cuts and sometimes i just got a slight trim.

    but one of the main criteria i must have is that my back hair have to cover my neck all the way down to my shirt collar because i dont want the back of my neck to get singed by the hot sun while riding my bike and turn dark brown.

    so it can be between one and a half years or 8 months between my haircuts.
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Invest in a hair clipper, then cut your hair to 3mm. Its so easy you can do it yourself at home with only a mirror.

    i need hairs to cover my neck while riding my bike, and i dont want to look like mohicans.
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    Narc African Astronaut [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Grylls only poor people cut their own hair

    you sound very pretentious saying that. and altho i'd agree that the super rich(those with more money they could ever spend in a lifetime) might as well pay somebody to cut their hair because it gives them just one more thing for them to spend all that money on and return it into the economy rather than just sitting in their account forever benefitting nobody. for those who are not in the super rich catagory, budgeting and allocating their resources is something they have to do on a day to day and year to year basis. for those people any reason that saves money is money that can be put to other uses. so by cutting your own hair, if that is a skill you possess, then you might as well do it and keep those extra funds which you can then put to better use.

    obviously this is simpler to do as a man as fancy looking hair do's is not something that is of interest to the heterosexual man, we just like to look manly and smart in a manly way. so obviously it would be more understandable for women to allocate some of their funds towards fancy hair styles in order to look their best and most attractive. but if you are a heterosexual man who keeps his hair simple and smart then investing £10 in a pair of good clippers(wahl) and learning to cut your own hair will give you probably at least £100 per year to spend on better things. over a lifetime that could easily equate to 7 or 8 thousand pounds put to better use. that's enough to by a car.


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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    you could also save money by wiping your ass with your hand instead of toilet roll
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Grylls you could also save money by wiping your ass with your hand instead of toilet roll

    Even more if you use your friends hand so you don't have to pay for soap too.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls you could also save money by wiping your ass with your hand instead of toilet roll

    No because youd have to buy a lot more soap which is way more expensive than toilet papers.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ No because youd have to buy a lot more soap which is way more expensive than toilet papers.

    i get a bar of soap for like 10p
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls i get a bar of soap for like 10p

    I get like 24 rolls of triple ply TP for the same price. Plus the bar of soap is gonna get all shitty, pun intended, so you're gonna burn through it way quicker than normal.
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